Had a toga party with a guy named Belushi
Went to the Food King, and bought some meat but no sushi
As a kid, I was a skid and now Pinto's my name.
We had a Delta House party and everyone came
I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Always hangin' out with my buds actin' like a fool
Its not suspension that we crave, don't tell us to behave
Maybe one day we will learn to act our age

I don't want to waste my time
So I party with sororities.
We'll never fall in line
Become another victim of authority
And back down.

Because you don't
Know us at all we guzzle down alcohol
But what would you expect with GPAs so small.
Otis Day and the Knights is how we parade.
Otter, Rush Chairman, always gets laid

We as a group are a bad combination,
Got banned from a parade on double secret probation,
In the Death-mobile, D-day's behind the wheel.
Back to Food King we go to steal.

I don't want to waste my time
So I party with sororities.
We'll never fall in line
Become another victim of authority
And back down.

Don't count on me, to let you know when.
Don't count on me, I'll do it again.
Don't count on me, it's the point you're missing