Song Parodies -> Lindsay Lohan
| Original Song Title: | "Every Morning" |
| Original Performer: | Sugar Ray |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lindsay Lohan" |
| Parody Written by: | Syncronos |
We should all move to California. Consider this: I'm in Florida now. If I get pulled over SOBER, and I have a pack of ROLLING PAPERS in my car, I'll get brought to jail just for suspicion. They CAUGHT this woman while driving drunk AGAIN, and then found the drugs ON HER PERSON. Now, they aren't 'inclined to prosecute at this time.' What bulltihs. Anyway...here's my entry into the Sugar Ray contest. I hope you like it!
Lindsay Lohan had a baggie hanging from her
pocket when they took her ass to jail
She said ‘it's not mine’ and I guess that they believe her
’Cause they let that drunken actress sail…
Couldn't understand how she worked it out.
Once again as predicted, got picked up for drunk driving
and they let her out
Something's got me heaving, I’m just not believing
They let her out again
She said she didn’t do it, you know she’s gonna do it again
(Syncronos says)
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan got a free pass
(Lindsay: Shut up, Syncronos! Don't say a word!)
She gets away? That’s wrong
She gets away? She gets away?
(Shut up, Syncronos! Shut up, Syncronos!)
Lindsay Lohan, got picked up for drunken driving
Underneath the California sun
There’s something not right with a girl who’s sent to rehab
‘Cause she’s boozin’ ‘fore she turns twenty-one
Brief humiliation…re-habilitation
Turned her around again
Said she wouldn't do it, but then she went and did it again
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan got a free pass
(Lindsay: Shut up, Syncronos! Don't say a word!)
She gets away? That’s wrong
She gets away? She gets away?
(Shut up, Syncronos! Shut up, Syncronos!)
She got away. That’s wrong…to me…Lindsay
She got away. That’s wrong…to me
Lindsay Lohan might get off for drug possession
Even though they caught her with cocaine
You know it’s not right, California’s legal system
Where law breakers hide behind their fame…
Like Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan got a free pass
Lindsay Lohan
(turned her around again)
(Shut up, Syncronos! Don’t say a word!)
Lindsay Lohan
(Did it again)
Lindsay Lohan
pocket when they took her ass to jail
She said ‘it's not mine’ and I guess that they believe her
’Cause they let that drunken actress sail…
Couldn't understand how she worked it out.
Once again as predicted, got picked up for drunk driving
and they let her out
Something's got me heaving, I’m just not believing
They let her out again
She said she didn’t do it, you know she’s gonna do it again
(Syncronos says)
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan got a free pass
(Lindsay: Shut up, Syncronos! Don't say a word!)
She gets away? That’s wrong
She gets away? She gets away?
(Shut up, Syncronos! Shut up, Syncronos!)
Lindsay Lohan, got picked up for drunken driving
Underneath the California sun
There’s something not right with a girl who’s sent to rehab
‘Cause she’s boozin’ ‘fore she turns twenty-one
Brief humiliation…re-habilitation
Turned her around again
Said she wouldn't do it, but then she went and did it again
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan got a free pass
(Lindsay: Shut up, Syncronos! Don't say a word!)
She gets away? That’s wrong
She gets away? She gets away?
(Shut up, Syncronos! Shut up, Syncronos!)
She got away. That’s wrong…to me…Lindsay
She got away. That’s wrong…to me
Lindsay Lohan might get off for drug possession
Even though they caught her with cocaine
You know it’s not right, California’s legal system
Where law breakers hide behind their fame…
Like Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan got a free pass
Lindsay Lohan
(turned her around again)
(Shut up, Syncronos! Don’t say a word!)
Lindsay Lohan
(Did it again)
Lindsay Lohan
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Low blow to Lohan, Great job!!!
Matthias, don't say blow and Lohan in the same sentence!!! Good work Syncromesh ;-p
I echo Matthias and Peregrin here
Perfect timing; fun to sing!
I am a MUCH BEtter role model for young ladies than any of those dopehead actresses ever would be. OK, maybe I drink too much MD 20/20, live in a trashed-out 1960s singlewide, drive a Yugo and use foul language heavily, but I don't use drugs, I do not watch any type of movie made after the turn of the 21st century, I do not listen to rap and I actually look like a normal 27-year-old curly-haired natural redhead. Lohan and the rest look like Barbies.
(Artistry) I know what you mean, S... in California the slogan on the police cars is "To Protect, To Serve". Here in Texas it's "To Shoot, To Kill". As always, an extremely well-crafted work here.
(Artistry) Not much to say here...not much into the whole Lohan-bashing thing.
(Artistry) It was clever, but won't mean much years from now.
(Artistry) B-Train--on the nail--Perfect Syncronos. . .I'm not into bashing either, but Lindsay does seem to get off awfully easy, and over and over again. . .it's irritating at times to be honest. . .good parody, tough round really, It's going to be tough to pick my top 5
(Artistry) Well, I don't mind a little Lindsay bashing. Very funny stuff, Syncronos.
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