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Song Parodies -> "Flick Some Ash"

Original Song Title:

"Kick Some Ass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stroke 9

Parody Song Title:

"Flick Some Ash"

Parody Written by:

Ian McGraw

The Lyrics

This one didn't take me all that long to do (and it probably shows) but I think it turned out okay. I'll let you be the judge.
How many people wanna flick some ash?

I used to be assured, that everything I'TMd heard
'~Bout smoking wasn'TMt all played to make me become afraid,
They talked about tumors, I heard all the rumors
Of cancer and death, and not to mention bad breath,
But I'TMd never, ever listen

How many people wanna flick some ash? (I do! I do!)
And how many people are sick of coughing attacks? (I'TMm not!) And you'TMre not, too
So don'TMt give me any marijuana,
One menthol makes me calmer
Sure beats what'TMs in the mouth of Jeffrey Dahmer - Dahmer
And how many people are always told 'oego out back?” (I am! I am!)
And how many people wanna flick some ash? I would if I could
But I seem to have forgotten my lighter '" Could my smoking papers be any whiter?

So slip your Zippo out, flip the cap '" You got a new pack; plastic-wrapped
Pull that gold strap a little more '~till those Camels are yours
Marlboros'"did you hear?'"shorten your life by years
Smoking'TMs today'TMs fashion
So take look around and see all the people with them

And how many people wanna flick some ash? (I do I do)
And how many people have their lungs turning black? (I have) Well I have, too
So don'TMt give me any sparkling water,
I'TMd rather french a llama
I want tobacco that'TMs been grown by farmers, farmers
And how many people are used to '~cough, wheeze & hack'TM? (I am! I am!)
And how many people wanna flick some ash? I would if I could
But I seem to have forgotten my lighter '" Could my smoking papers be any whiter?
Been extinguished by fire fighters, I think I'TMll pull a smoking all-nighter

Awwww yeah!

My Du Maurier is the lightest; Players'TM sticks burn the brightest
With my cancer, my lungs seem to be the tightest, tightest

And how many people wanna live in a shack? (I don'TMt, I don'TMt)
And how many people wanna flick some ash?

I said, how many people wanna flick some ash?
How many people wanna flick some ash?
What'TMre you gonna do when you'TMre sick of flicking the ash?
I think go cold turkey

How many people wanna drop the ash? I would if I could
But I really just can'TMt bury the habit '" Every time I see a smoke, I just grab it
Puffing harder than a jackrabbit - I really should just bury the habit

Dagnabbit.

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