I will cry the biggest tears to night
this is the moment that i'm dreading, i can hear the dentist's drill
hear i am , screaming my heart out to this white clad dude
i'm so numb, on novocain, but that's really, really a good thing

in my mouth my teeth are hurting
like a gas tank lit on fire
and i'm here to scream this anthem
of my tooth decay
of my tooth decay

for a second i wish this quack
would just hurry up and fill it
so my panic would subside
i'd run away if laughing gas didn't make me so tired
swear i won't take this long cause my mouth , my mouth it hurts so bad

in my mouth my teeth are hurting
like a gas tank lit on fire
and i'm here to sing this anthem
of our tooth decay
of our tooth decay
of our tooth decay