-> "The NO Hockey Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Hockey Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The NO Hockey Song"
Parody Written by:
Mike *The Party Hog*
The Lyrics
When I was young we had frozen dung and foamies for my pads
I made it to the rink each day with the help of dear old Dad
We played for fun, we played for kicks, we took turns in the nets
Now they skate by how much they make and fat endorsement cheques
Oh..the good old hockey game, where the salaries are insane
And the salaries are insane, at the good old hockey game
Well Peter Puck started all the muck when he traded Wayne away
Then Lindros kicked and screamed until he got things his own way
And Mario wanted all the dough for his magic stick
Disney brought out the Mighty Ducks and that's what made me sick
Oh..the good old hockey game, where the salaries are insane
And the salaries are insane, at the good old hockey game
It always seems, another team, tries to buy the Stanley Cup
They always want the fans to pay, ticket prices then go up
Well the owners and the NHL, they can go to hell
Give them all a paycheque like the guys in the CFL
Oh..the good old hockey game, where the salaries are insane
And nobody is playing, at the good old hockey game
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