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Song Parodies -> "Burn A Koran"

Original Song Title:

"Kill A Kitten"

Original Performer:

Stephen Lynch

Parody Song Title:

"Burn A Koran"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

If your lonely life is as dull as oat bran,
It should perk up if you burn a Koran.
Take my word, you will know that you can
Do anything if you burn a Koran.

There's no crime more victimless than
Torching garbage; you can burn a Koran.
If you need jokes to be a stand-up man,
It's real funny when you burn a Koran.

Splash it with urine, scrawl bad words in,
Dump it in a pit, draw dongs on it;
Burn a Koran!

If no one trusts your economic plan,
You'll be more trusted if you burn a Koran.
Burning a Bible can sure grieve a Christian,
But Muslims will riot if you burn a Koran.

When it's Ramadan, fry it in a pan;
Build a fire so big, roast it in a pig;
Tear out every page, line your hamster cage;
Immerse it in spit, take a dump on it;
Whatever you do, make sure that you
Burn a Koran!

Burning Korans might seem cheesy;
If Muslim wrath makes you uneasy,
Grab a gas can from your shed
And torch the local mosque instead!

Burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
Burn...

Burn a Koran,
Burn a Koran,
Burn a Koran,
You gotta burn a Koran,
Burn....

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Nick Zeman - September 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Right after 911 a crazy man drove his car right through the mosque that I work next to. He obviously got some jail time as a result of it. Being that some Muslins (I'm not talking about all) martyr those who don't agree with their philosophy I can understand why people would want then to get a little taste of their own medicine. Good parody.
John Barry - September 10, 2010 - Report this comment
How about "Burn Koran" for "Barbara Ann"? I'm with Nick--good one.
UnKnownVotress - September 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I ' ve never even burned a ~MAD~ magazine but a ~Ground-0-MosQue~ is just too offensive ! ! Similar to a Zen temple near the ARIZONA or a CatLicker Basilica in BOYs TOWN, USA ! ! Oh, when will these moskRats get the picture ?
Old Man Ribber - September 10, 2010 - Report this comment
For Heaven's Sake, Lib!! Don't post anything like this! I'm serious! Don't you know what happened to film maker Theo Van Gogh in Amsterdam? And the one-bomber would be just the fellow to turn your name over to a fanatic jihadist! BTW, good song! ;D
Tommy Turtle - September 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Hitler had the same idea: Burn every book that doesn't support your ideas. For a "liberal", that's not very liberal on free speech - more fascist, I'd say.

DKTOS, so will give a pass on the pacing. 5-1-1, and I guess you can burn this comment, too, along with everything else with which you disagree. But what if those in power disagree with *you*? Think about it....

TwoTone - September 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Uh, y'know, Tommy, judging by some of the other stuff this guy has done, I think Pacholek would benefit more from your warnings. I mean, I don't think IL here really believes that burning a Koran will improve people's opinions of one's economics any more than he believes, say, that he's "Real, Real Dumb" or that he wants to "Be Hitched" to a girl no older than six! Pacholek, on the other hand, actually believes that taxing and raping the market in order to fund huge kickbacks for thug union fat cats will somehow bring economic recovery. I wouldn't be surprised if he even believes the left-wing thugs at Cornell who broke into a conservative student newspaper's office, stole the papers, and burned them as the far-left administration of that school smiled on their fascistic activities were really heroes for doing that, while somehow simultaneously believing that a guy down in Florida who bought some Korans with his own money (or solicited contributions for them) and is now thinking to make a public bonfire of them while a bunch of cowardly pundits scream about it in the media is somehow really, really villainous.
John Jenkins - September 12, 2010 - Report this comment
The Koran-burning idea deserved to be spoofed, so kudos to IL for being the only AmiRighter to do so. I'm not sure what the "If no one trusts your economic plan" line has to do with Pastor Terry Jones; but, otherwise, this is a good spoof. Maybe Pastor Jones read this parody and this is what dissuaded him from carrying out his foolish idea.
TwoTone - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
What economic plans have to do with Terry Jones? Probably about as much as your romantic prospects have to do with killing a kitten. (See the original song.)
Max Power - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
To people who think this is bad, mine's worse and it's coming tomorrow if it makes it...

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