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Here we are, straight girlfriend:
You and me--stoned again.
Munchies we've had left crumbs in my bed.
Maybe this weed kicked me in my head,
But if I were straight, I would play with your skirt,
And if I were straight, when you'd tease, I would flirt,
And if I were straight I would have cause to leer;
But I'm not straight, so quit unhooking your brassiere.
You're beautiful, I swear--it's true!
It's just that my thing's not for you.
It wouldn't seem to me that obscene
If you stood me up now... if you know what I mean,
'Cause if I were straight, I would make you my goal,
And if I were straight, I would play with your... whole body,
And if I were straight, I'd show you a ring trick;
But I'm not straight, so won't you stop stroking my... hair?
("It's PG, y'know?")
I've never thought I'd steal a kiss,
Or share my sheets with you like this;
Or ever seen this side of yours.
Get over here; crawl on... all... fooouuurrrs!
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