I... started acting since I'm three
My Nanny's been so kind
And yet my sister's sick of me
She thinks she's in behind

[Bridge:]
I ain't dissin'
I do care 'bout you
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean

You kept on hating my career
Why you make me cry?
I tried to give you everything
But you just want me fried

[Bridge]

[Bridge 2:]
It was Halloween
With my fellow guests
We're about to have a party at the Tip-Top Club
And then lightning struck
And I end up killed
I feel like such a ghoul
There's nothing I can do...
I'm such a ghoul
In here

[Chorus:]
I can't take it
I'm spending sixty years
The lift's still broken
It's something I deplore
And I can't fix it
To put us all to rest
You hate me but I love you
I can't stop cussing at this [last time x2]
It's true
I'm stuck in here

They say that the hotel's been cursed
And we were all the ghosts
I keep singing all my songs
It's been, raining, pouring, yesterday...

[Bridge]

It was Halloween
With my fellow guests
We're about to have a party at the Tip-Top Club
And then lightning struck
And I end up killed
I feel like such a ghoul

[Chorus]

[Bridge 2]

[Chorus]