Icouldn't unlock the shed today
The rooster took the key
The horse has eaten all the hay
And hens are pecking me

Cows are mooing, what are they doing
The donkeys are braying, they're causing a scene

The oxen think that they can hit the broad side of the barn
The cats are all tied up in knots but now they're out of yarn

Frogs are croaking, tractor's broken
What game are they playing, why are they so mean

Time and time again
When the sheep herds roam
Think they'll keep me going crazy til the cows come home
Wish that I could say
Why they act this way
These creatures are so cruel
I don't know what to do, but I'm going to lose my mind

I can't take it
The farm life's not for me
I'll never make it
I'll hit insanity
I tried to fake it
It got the best of me
I hate it, I can't stand it
I'll never be a farmer, it's true
I quit! I'm through

Now goats are running through my fields
Chasing my big ol' sow
I reckon that my goose is cooked
And I think I'm gonna have a cow

I'm just hoping, no barn door's open
If you know what I'm saying, if you know what I mean

Time and time again
When the sheep herds roam
Think they'll keep me going crazy til the cows come home
Wish that I could say
Why they act this way
These creatures are so cruel

I can't take it
The farm life's not for me
I'll never make it
I'll hit insanity
I tried to fake it
It got the best of me
I hate it, I can't stand it
I'll never be a farmer, it's true
I quit! I'm through