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Song Parodies -> "The Bates Motel"

Original Song Title:

"The Ice Hotel"

Original Performer:

Stacey Kent

Parody Song Title:

"The Bates Motel"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Janet Leigh spent just one night at the Bates Motel
She had turned off the main highway
To a portal of hell
She had quickly lost her life
With the blade of a kitchen knife
And the blood went down the shower drain so well
Janet Leigh spent just one night at the Bates Motel

The Bates Motel has twelve rooms that are cheap
The desk clerk, has a deadly behavioral quirk
And his mother oversees everything with such strict decrees
What other place is run so well in hell?
Janet Leigh spent just one night at the Bates Motel

Janet Leigh had a bite with the desk clerk Norman and his emotions were stormin'
A part of his mind was tricked with sexual conflict. A hidden psyche was pricked
And what that psyche can do we know only too well
And Janet Leigh spent just one night at the Bates Motel

Moody mother at all times Is the expected norm
Any woman who sees her son is considered too dangerously warm
When the time came for Janet to sleep
She had stepped in way too deep
She went to the bathroom and met her eminent doom

She enters the shower
And she turns on the water
When somebody steps in
Pulls the curtain takes a knife stabs her repeatedly
Bernard Herrmann music plays
Her corpse is in the shower bleeding for all to see
This was a murder of passion
I want you to realize
So stay away from that motel off the road

Janet Leigh spent just one night at the Bates Motel
She had turned off the main highway
To a portal of hell
She had quickly lost her life
With the blade of a kitchen knife
And the blood went down the shower drain so well
Janet Leigh spent just one night at the Bates Motel
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Andy Primus - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
A great read but I DKTOS so I haven't got a clue about the pacing
alvin - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
what andy said...one of my favorite subjects
Mark Scotti - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
A "slice" above the rest...
MadameBats - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
~ N O V A C A N C Y ~
Tim Hall - February 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Here is the OS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysA5GogtBl8

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