None of my stuff fits, need to get new clothes
Realize that I haven't gone shopping in years
When I try to change all I do is trip
Tight sweats are the only thing I have left
Spandex is a pest, and I need some new shoes
Do you know that I don't wear size 2 etnies
What about my belt, I wore it at age 4
What should I wear today now

Nobody nobody nobody nobody buys me shreads
And it leads me into nudity
Somebody somebody somebody somebody get me pants
Or i'll walk around in nudity

When I walk in town, people look in shock
Last week they were surprised because I wore socks
In winter I freeze, my bodys full of snow
I can't even wear gloves that one size fits all
I wear belly shirts, look like a cross dresser
Should I wear my size 4 boots now

Nobody nobody nobody nobody buys me shreads
And it leads me into nudity
Somebody somebody somebody somebody get me pants
Or i'll walk around in nudity

Nobody nobody nobody nobody buys me shreads
And it leads me into nudity
Somebody somebody somebody somebody get me pants
Or i'll walk around in nudity

Little hats on my head
Or old beanies instead
I can't remember when
My hat was a size 3
Little hats on my head
Or old beanies instead
I can't remember when
My hat was a size 3

Nobody nobody nobody nobody buys me shreads
And it leads me into nudity
Somebody somebody somebody somebody get me pants
Or i'll walk around in nudity

Nobody nobody nobody nobody buys me shreads
And it leads me into nudity
Somebody somebody somebody somebody get me pants
Or i'll walk around in nudity

And it leads me into nudity