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Song Parodies -> "Dairy Of A Wimp"

Original Song Title:

"Diary Of A Wimp"

Original Performer:

Space

Parody Song Title:

"Dairy Of A Wimp"

Parody Written by:

Kankurette

The Lyrics

On Monday
A Frisian kicked me in the face, and I hate that new bull on my farm
On Tuesday
Found out the vet’s been arrested, I know for a fact he screws my cows
On Wednesday
Milked a hundred cows in one day, I’m typing this with my face
On Thursday
A calf stood there before me, all puppy-eyed
Oh well, so much for the roast veal

Believe me, believe me, you’ve gotta believe me
‘Cos I’m crying like a wimp over spilled milk
Oh, I’m crying like a wimp
I’m crying like a wimp over spilled milk
Oh, I’m crying like a wimp

On Friday
The bull wandered off to his den of sin
I had to have stern words with him
On Saturday
Went to see ‘Four Weddings & A Funeral’
Found out Bessie the Holstein was dead, so I dug her a grave

Believe me, believe me, you’ve gotta believe me
‘Cos I’m crying like a wimp over spilled milk
Oh, I’m crying like a wimp
I’m crying like a wimp over spilled milk
Oh, I’m crying like a wimp

On Sunday
Went to church for the first time today
They needed cows for their nativity play
Lord, if you don’t want me to kill the farmer next door’s lambs
Give back my Bessie to me

Believe me, believe me, you’ve gotta believe me
‘Cos I’m crying like a wimp over spilled milk
Oh, I’m crying like a wimp
I’m crying like a wimp over spilled milk
Oh, I’m crying like a wimp

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