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Song Parodies -> "Shoot Dat Covenant"

Original Song Title:

"Crank That Soulja Boy"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy Tell Em

Parody Song Title:

"Shoot Dat Covenant"

Parody Written by:

Logan Dawson

The Lyrics

Shoot Dat Covenant


Master Chief here. I'm ready to Finish the Fight but first, I need a weapon

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh Shooooooooot!)

Master Chief drivin that Ghost
Watch me cock it
watch me go
Watch me Shoot dat Covenant
Den Super Jump dat noob
(Now watch me shoooooooot!)
Shoot dat Covenant
(Now watch me shoooooooot!)
Shoot dat Covenant
(Now watch me shoooooooot!)
Shoot dat Covenant
(Now watch me shoooooooot!)

Verse 1
Master Chief drivin that ghost
Watch me B and den XR
Super Jump dat noob
Den watch me shoot dat B-rifle
Uber Noob, now watch shoot
Shootin all dem noobies Mayne
When I Shoot dat Covenant
I jump to da left and shoot dat thang
I’m shootin on yo Brutes Mayne
And when we start the fightin
Then I’m cockin on my gun Mayne
You catch me drivin Warthogs
Yes I drive em everyday
Noobies gettin mad cuz
I win every FFA

Chorus x2

Verse 2
I’m ridin in dat 'Hog
Watch me Super Jump dat noob
I’mna shoot at Truth
Then he gon blow up fo sho
Noobies wanna be me
Master Chief, I’m da man
They be lookin at my gun sayin
we gon meet our doom, mayne
Watch me shoot it (watch me shoot it)
Shoot (Shoot)
Jump’n 2 (jump’n 2)
Noob, You can’t shoot it like me
Noob, So don’t shoot it like me
Noob, I see you tryna shoot it like me
Noob, ur not better than me

chorus x2

All too pro for dis big noob
Watch me cock and watch me shoot
Watch me shoot dat Covenant
Super Jump dat (NOOB!)
Super Jump dat (NOOB!)
Super Jump dat (NOOB!)
(aaaaaaaaaaaaah Shooooooot!!!!!)

Chorus x 2

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