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Song Parodies -> "Kosher Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Crank That"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Kosher Boy"

Parody Written by:

Eric Schwartz

The Lyrics

For everyone who hates soulja boy
JEEEEWS!!!

Attention in the synagogue
I got a brand new dance called the Kosha Boy
Ya jump back two times left to right--
(JEWS!!!!)
But enough with the explanation,
I’ll show you, you’ll realize it and go…
AAHHHHH!

Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)

For all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…

Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!),
Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!).
Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)

And she's a (JEW!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…

Kosha day,
Kosha (BOY!!!)
When I say, "Vey," you say ("OY!!!")
Baby boy gets shmeckel cut and everyone says "Mazel Tov!"

I just served a gang of food and everybody praisin’ it,
All these schmucks think that I cooked but I just got it catered man!

Now all my (JEWS!!!)

We droppin’ on ya!
We droppin’ on ya!
And if you don’t like it I’ll go fakakta on ya! (fakaktah on ya!)

Hanukkah’s a festival, we celebrate it everyday.
Haters getting’ mad ‘cuz they got one and we got eight!!!

Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)

Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)

For all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…

Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!),
Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!).
Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)

And she's a (JEW!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…
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