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Song Parodies -> "Shoess *lol*"

Original Song Title:

"Crank That Soulja Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Shoess *lol*"

Parody Written by:

ShellerZz

The Lyrics

Lol this song is for dem folks who be wearin dem ugly sneakers to school thinkin dey hot on the 1st day of school...
( SHOES)
Intro:

Shoessss......
yea im bout to gun dem....
aye yall im tired of dem funky ass shoes mayne...
dey so funky dey need to be washed like 3 times
just scrub dem from left to right...

Ahhhhhhhhh (SHoesssss)

{Hook} X2
yea you got sum brand new clothes....(Clothes)
but ur shoes mega old....(OLD)
got sum scrapes, got sum holes , i can see ya toes
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)

vs.1
yea ya shoes mega old
watch dem lean watch dem rock....
i can see ya toes
damn man nigga where yo socks!??
sooped ur fresh now watch me hike
hiking on dem Averex man....
nigga dis is High school didnt rock dem shits in 7th grade

(DEm Shoesssss)
Im hiking on yo b*tch ass
Yo mamma sed she boght em
but she got dem out of the trassh
i kno wen you left ya house wearin dem ugly thangs....
you was madd a hell cuz you kno you was gonna gunned 2day

{Hook} X2
yea you got sum brand new clothes....(Clothes)
but ur shoes mega old....(OLD)
got sum scrapes, got sum holes , i can see ya toes
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)

vs. 2
Damn Wat happened to ya soles??
Ya shoes been talkin fa how long??
dem shoes look so bad
Like Flava Flav wearin a thong ( yuck!!)
Now if ya dont belive me when i say i am your friend
but ya shoes fallin apart so here's a rubberband .....man....
here sum glue and( glue dem)....damn.....this is useless(useless)
oh!! u need to take dem shoes of ya feet......
Ho!! even crack fiends wont rock deeze...
so!! here 20 for sum new sneaks (lol at Wal*MArt)
Cuz damn deeze shits are uglaaeee.......

{Hook} X2
yea you got sum brand new clothes....(Clothes)
but ur shoes mega old....(OLD)
got sum scrapes, got sum holes , i can see ya toes
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)

vs.3
Im too fresh off in dis hoe
but ya shoes...hmm i dont kno
Here's sum "Tide" now wheres my gun (water gun)
(so i can Super Soak dem...... SHOES!!! X 5)
Im too fresh now watch me do it
squeeze sum some soap on right into it
cuz dem shits are funky like four Monkeys locked in a *Buick*

(Locked in a Buick) X 2

Ahhhhhhhh Choooo ( lol sneezed)


{Hook} X2
yea you got sum brand new clothes....(Clothes)
but ur shoes mega old....(OLD)
got sum scrapes, got sum holes , i can see ya toes
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)
thru ya shoesss. (i can see ya toes)

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Stan Hall - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I've never heard/heard of the target "song" and can't be entirely whether I actually recognize the performer's name or am led by its clich├ęd misspellng, but your parody so perfectly captures the signature mindlessness of and monotonous cha-cha-cha-CHING rhythm of virtually any given instance of rap "music" that I'm a) howling with laughter and b) thinking you should record this and make a million dollars. Marvelous -- 5s all around.

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