"Booooooo!"

Culture-void young dullard
Hey, I heard this lame chant that's a revolting noise
You'll hurl your lunch, it's frankly that bad and vile...

"Eeeeeeeuuuuuuurrrrrrrgh!"

Culture-void in this here show
Naught but rank in style and flow
Russian tanks could not destroy
Your uber-blandness, yo

Without YouTuuuuuuube…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
What would you dooooooo…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
As your lame tuuuuuuune…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Would be refuuuuuuuse
(Blank of culture, homeboy)

Culture-void in this here show
Watch our rancor start to grow
As this wanker now annoys
With stupid, random prose

Which vowel did youuuuuuu…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Attempt to uuuuuuuse?
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
I've not a cluuuuuuue…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
You've melded twooooooo!
(Blank of culture, homeboy)

Culture-void in this here show
Watch him preen and pose and squawk
Too small for those clothes
Man, you babble like a hobo talks
Groupie moshpits come in flocks
Awkward stumbling aint no dance
Now Ebonic culture's soiled
Quick, syllables-crammed-to-fit-them-all-in…

"Booooo!"

We're hawking, this is wretched!
Take your sunglasses whiteout
And just snuff out your whole notepad
Yo, Darwin called about his chart:
Please step back about half a pace
Martin Luther's mad, cuz
You black kids behave like apes

Culture-void in this here show
Passed fifth grade? I don't think so
Man, your wanksta homeboy voice
Just loops forevermo'

Without YouTuuuuuuube…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
What would you dooooooo…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
As your lame tuuuuuuune…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Would be refuuuuuuuse
(Blank of culture, homeboy)

Culture-void in this here show
Backup vocals truly blow
All your stanky rhyming
Is from words you mispron-oh-nce

We start to yawwwwwwwn…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Because we're borrrrrrred…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
As you drone onnnnnnn…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Like a buzzsawwwwwww…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)

You sound like you're the pro
Of a spoof rap video
Lower class drawl as you grab
Your bling necklace- oh, how ghetto
(Yo!)

Ratings soar in millions
Full of high-schooler fans
Though they all give you a click
You would make a subpar band, man
(Bland)
Cuz you're stupid
(And useless)
Trends
(Damn)
Never do stick
(You loser)

So
While for now you might be… vogue
Next year you'll be likely… smoke
Another-line-that's-crammed-tightly?
Man, this shit song bugs me

Culture-void in this here show
Naught but rank in style and flow
Russian tanks could not destroy
Your uber-blandness, yo

Without YouTuuuuuuube…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
What would you dooooooo…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
As your lame tuuuuuuune…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Would be refuuuuuuuse
(Blank of culture, homeboy)

Culture-void in this here show
Watch our rancor start to grow
As this wanker now annoys
With stupid, random prose

And now we looooooop…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Another looooooop…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Then one more looooooop…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Oh, plus this looooooop…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)

[What the hell does he say here]
R2D2 in Bissau?
Whiny cranky DeNiro?
Winehouse chancred Rosaline
And sue purse Oakland dough?

Supersoaker.
(Sue purse Oakland?)
Supersoaker!
(Soup piss ochre?)
Supersoaker!!
(Soap or sucre?)
SUPERSOAKER!!!
(Ah… 'supersoaker')

Art tooth fish a Guinness gig?
Hymen truffle whitey dig?
Washing Krakatoa
As I hoops a mandate pitch?

Superman dat bitch
(That a stammer?)
Superman dat bitch
(Dude, learn grammar)

"Eeeeeeeuuuuuuurrrrrrrgh!"

Culture-void in this here show
Naught but rank in style and flow
Russian tanks could not destroy
Your uber-blandness, yo

Without YouTuuuuuuube…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
What would you dooooooo…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
As your lame tuuuuuuune…
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
Would be refuuuuuuuse
(Blank of culture, homeboy)

Culture-void in this here show
Passed fifth grade? I don't think so
Man, your wanksta homeboy voice
Just loops forevermo'

Please end this, duuuuuuude!
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
I need the looooooo!
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
I'm gonna spewwwwwww!
(Blank of culture, homeboy)
When is this throuuuuuuugh?!
(Thanks, it's over... finally)