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Song Parodies -> "Collect That"

Original Song Title:

"Crank That"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Collect That"

Parody Written by:

JMasta

The Lyrics

This song is just a bit of fun that I done when there was nothing better to do. Because I heard Soulja Boy talk about 'Supaman' I decided to do a sing about Soulja Boy going superheroe mad. Here is the complete list of all the superheroes I parodized: Blooperman: Superman Ciderman: Spiderman Fanatical 4: Fantastic 4 Incerdible Sulk: Incredible Hulk Z-Men: X-Men Splatman and Gobbin: Batman and Robin Poor: Thor Selektra: Elektra Pan-Thing: Man-Thing Finally I just want to say that no offence was intended in any way. I'm not a big fan of Soulja Boy but I don't want to attack anybodys liking to him.
(SOULJA BOY TALKS ABOUT NEW DANCE)
Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy is passionate
About Ciderman and Fanatical 4
Everyone who’s listening
They want to leave and they want to snore

Soulja Boy talks to the Incredible Sulk
Soulja Boy’s got to be sharp
He doesn’t want his favourite heroes
Winding up in a cloud and playing a harp
The idiot’s you!

Who is the idiot, who is the idiot?
I think that it’s bloomin’
I think that it’s you, I think it’s you
You’ll catch SB at the local store
Yes he buys action figures every hour
Nerds are getting mad cos
SB has every figure with every power

Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy went AWOL
When he didn’t see the Z-Men at all
He saw Splatman and Gobbin’
Put a show in the town hall

Nerds always say
“Soulja Boy is so poor!”
There are so many action figures
Which mean they can’t go past SB’s door, door
Superzeroes, superzeroes
They’re, they’re
Soulja Boy’s heroes, Soulja Boy’s heroes

Poor is so ugly
Selekta is so ugly
Pan-Thing is so ugly
When I think about them I’m glad I’m me

Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy is a big div
What he does with his mind is
Make a bunch of characters like
Blooperman (He’s awful)

Blooperman (He’s awful)
Blooperman (He’s awful)
Blooperman (He’s awful)
Blooperman (He’s awful)

Who is a stupid idiot? You!
Who is a stupid idiot? You!
Watch me collect like Soulja Boy then Blooperman do it

Blooperman do it
Blooperman do it
Ahh

Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy is a big dolt
Doesn’t act like an adult
He relies on superheroes
Like Blooperman and all

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)

Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who’s an idiot? You!
(I mean Soulja Boy)
Who an idiot?
Ahh, you!

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