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Song Parodies -> "Catch Dem Pokemon"

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Catch Dem Pokemon"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

Taking a little break from Yu-Gi-Oh!, I decided to write a Pokemon-related parody. Seemed to flow well with Crank Dat.
YOU!!!

DJ Blaze tell em'.
YOU!!!
Yeah, I got a new game for y'all, we're gonna play Pokemon.
YOU!!!
You gotta weaken them 'fore you throw the ball.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....

YOU!!!
Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Charizard that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Venusaur that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll.
Blaziken that OH!
Now watch me throw that Poke Ball.
Hydro Pump on Fire-types
That will get you a one-hit kill
When I catch dem Pokemon I put them to sleep and throw that Great Ball

YOU!!!
I'm catching all them catching them
You gotta catch em all, then you (PIKA!) and then you (PIKA!)
And then you catch it in an Ultra Ball now, yes I play it every day.
Sony getting mad cause, it's the No. 1 DS game!

Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Charizard that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Venusaur that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

I'm catching more and more! Watch me Blaziken that OH!
You gonna pass it to Ash Ketchum, he gonna catch em' all for sure!
I will beat gym leaders, Pokemon, I'm da man!
They be looking at this game, saying "it's eatin' your life, man!"

Man, man, what we do? What we do?
Man, man, Pikachu! Pikachu!
No, you can't catch em' like me
So, don't try to catch em' like me
Doh, I see you tryin' to battle like me
Man dat move was ugly!

Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Charizard that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Venusaur that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

Beat the best on Nintendo!
Watch me beat dem watch me roll!
Watch me beat that gym leader now Kyogre that OH!
Kyogre that OH! Kyogre that OH!
Kyogre that OH! Kyogre that OH!
Elite 4 have no chance NO!
Watch me beat dem watch me roll!
Watch me thrash that champion now Pikachu! (CATCH IT!)
Pikachu! (CATCH IT!) Pikachu (CATCH IT!)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.........

YOU!!!
Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Charizard that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

Pokemon up in the OH!
Watch me catch dem watch me roll!
Watch me catch dem Pokemon then Venusaur that OH!
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon
(Now I choose YOU!!!) Catch dem Pokemon

YOU!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....
YU-GI-OH!!!!!

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Christie Marie M - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
From cranking that DDR...to catching dem Pokemon! I haven't played Pokemon since my senior year in high school. I still have the Pokemon Blue and Gold on my Game Boy. I also enjoyed giving them nicknames (like I named my Charmander "Charlie", Ghastly "Boo", and "Blinky"my HootHoot). My fave kind of Pokemon are Psychic and Electric types. I haven't completed the game for years. But I've enjoyed your parody. You caught all 555 Pokemon!
DJ Blaze - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks! I remember nicknaming my Blaziken "Birdo" after the Mario character. Recently got out Pearl version and have been storming the Battle Tower with my Pokemon I named after members of 2 of my fave bands: DragonForce and BeForU.

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