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Song Parodies -> "Blow Me Thru The Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me Thru The Phone"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Blow Me Thru The Phone"

Parody Written by:

Tasha Butt

The Lyrics

Dedicated To Devon Bolger ( Bolga Boi)
(Chorus)
Honey i dont wanna kiss you
I wanna sex with you tonight
but i cannot dirty girl
and thats the issue
Girl you know i diss you
i dont wanna kiss you
but we can have fun now
so honey blow me thru the phone
give me a bone
blow me thru the phone
ill pay you later on

Blow me through the phone
( give me a bone)
Blow me through the phone
(ill pay you later on)

Baby I know that you like me
Your My future wifey
...Bolga Boy's kiddin
You can be my pump
I can be your bike
On the phone all night
Call me, Blow Me
You do it just right
Yeah all night
And everytime i hear ya
Blow into da speaka
My penis gets stiffa
i diss ya i diss ya
i dont wanna kiss ya
i juss cant
709 double 69 dont call after 2

(chorus)

Honey ive been horny
Lately, wanna blow from you
i like it, i love it
On my cell in public
Gettin blown it aint fit
Drink a couple dozen
Blowjob on the phone
Honey your so nasty
Ya voice isnt needed
We dont need protection
I diss ya , i diss ya
i dont wanna kiss ya
i juss cant
709 double 69 dont call after 2

(chorus)

she blow my phone like (blowing noise x 20)
im on the phone like ( sexual satisfaction noise x 20)
oral sex like (blowing noise x 20)
she dial my numba then ( sexual satisfaction noise x 20 )
709 double 69 dont call after 2

(chorus)

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