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Song Parodies -> "Waffels Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Waffels Crap"

Parody Written by:

JeffSarkisian

The Lyrics

I decided the spurns the intruder a kid and says: HORAYYY!!!! PEACE FOR DAMAGES. YOU FOR EVERYONE!!!
Yo!

Roach in toy bill 'em.
Slaying ranch getting might in the hall tunneling the roach in toy.
They're gonna lodge that and hues run all in dark and bright

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

Roach in toy gonna explode
Ramming Lenin in meatballs
Leaping lambs get old
Dupont will make the Robo-Boy
Soap and sinning get me up
Smack the old to stale mate
Satan got the roach in toy and he will do the prancing cane

Now smack the old now
Now the smack the old now
And they will get the right, you know, you know

Ash Ketchum bought a dorsal cart and
Waffels crap in all the bays
Raiders gut cat and get caught making Greater Danes

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

Get Nancey on the bone
Cut and soap served at home
The news at the Playboy mansion makes it seem old
Raiders getting beat up cause they took up the man
Rabies up to Myrtle's waist that is being strung by man

Blow, getting rotten teeth
Blow getting rotten teeth
Man the dandy huggies

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

Sue the arrest in the goat
Wash them in a mighty float
Watch em crap out bowls of hell and Super Soaker's blown

Archie made two on the loo
Archie made two on the loo

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

Roach in toy gonna explode
Waffels crap in sewer holes
Waffels crap and roach in toy get leaping lambs to crawl
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy
Now Hitler looses the roach in toy

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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I've had the pleasure(?) of hearing this tune recently, and I liked how you ruined it to pieces. (no nasty stuff in this, note, rated you a 555)

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