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Song Parodies -> "Han Jovi(Crank That Han Jovi)"

Original Song Title:

"Super Man(Crank That Soulja Boy)"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Han Jovi(Crank That Han Jovi)"

Parody Written by:

Han Jovi

The Lyrics

Crank that Han Jovi!
Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han Jovi
Then Paris Hilton dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank datHan Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)


Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han Jovi
Then George W. Bush dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)

Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
John McCain dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat Co-Op
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them Bat man
When i do dat Han Jovi
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm rocking without Mitch
You catch me at yo local party
Yes i crank it everyday
Jovi get bad cuz
"i got me some bathin apes"

Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han Jovi
Then Wonder Woman dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)

Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han Jovi
Then Darth Maul dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)


I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to arab
Then he gon pass it to don loc (loc)
Haterz wanna be me
Han Jovi, i'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin its the rubberband man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, i see you tryna do it like me
Man that cow was ugly

Han jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han Jovi
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)

Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)

Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han Jovi
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)

Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han Jovi
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)

Im to clean off in this boat
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Bop de Bop
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe

Im to fresh up in this itch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Mrs.S that b****
Mrs.S that b****
Mrs.S that b****
Mrs.S that b****
Mrs.S that b****
Mrs.S that b****


Han Jovi off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Han jovi
Then Catwoman dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat Han Jovi)

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raymond borowiak - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
great work for sure i know for sure bush is gay

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