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Song Parodies -> "Sack Them, Soldier Boys"

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Sack Them, Soldier Boys"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

Soldier Boys? I'm talking about Chicago Bears, the boys at Soldier Field of course! 48-41, in a shootout, but the Bears DST (defensive and special team) still scored 24 points despite conceding over 420 yards and 40 points, must be getting defensive TD's, interceptions, sacks and fumble returns. Nobody expected that, not even me. PS: I was just trying to make the words fit (repetitive yet necessary). Haven't watched the highlights, yet.
Ah...
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier Boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let you tell those Soldier boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

Soldier Boys are in your (oh!)
Watch us clean up while you rot
Super-sack Fre-ro
Then we take it to the endzone crowds

Super fresh, now watch us go
Jacking up that Peters-man [Adrian Peterson]
If we can't go 80 yards
Then Orton will go and throw that thing

Now you:
I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)
And if you win the fight
Then we'll try and match your pace

You'll catch us in the Soldiers' practice
Yes, we're tackling every day
Haters get mad 'cause
Norm'ly [normally] you get 3 points, mate

Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

We got you on your toes
While we pick it off Fre-ro
Then we'll let that man, Matt Forté
He'll go take it up for sure

Haters try to be us
Soldier Boys, we're the men
They've been saying "What the heck?"
Thinking "Why the scores like that?"
Man, why we do (why we do)
That (that)
Let we tune it (let we tune it)

No, you can sack him like we
So, don't so blitz him like we
Whoa, I see you tryin' to blitz him like we
Man, you got burnt by Marty [Booker]

Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

We're too slack to get Fre-ro
Why they score points on us (NO!)
Watch us get the lead back
Then go Super sack Fre-ro

Super sack Fre-ro
Pick it off Fre-ro
Strip it off Fre-ro
Super sack Fre-ro

We will fresh up on the bench
Forté, go and make them stink
Orton, bomb that bullet shot
To Olsen
And glue it
Marty
And glue it
[Rashied] Davis
And glue it

Ah...
Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

Soldier Boys, go get that ball
Force that fumble, get the ball
Let me tell those Soldier boys
To Super-sack Fre-ro [Gus Frerotte]

Now while we screwed up too many yards
And how we (boo!), gave too many points
And yet we (woo!) go and get the ball
And how we (boom!) pick your shots [intercept]
Then why

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LadyPackCakes - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good sir, from 'da bears' point of view !
Rocky Mak - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Too bad that Frerotte struck back with a 99-yarder yesterday. I think somebody told him about it.

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