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Song Parodies -> "Crank Dat Amish Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Crank That Soulja Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Crank Dat Amish Boy"

Parody Written by:

Fizz

The Lyrics

In this song a hoe is a tool for plowing fields for crops, not the other definition.
(YOOOOUUUUUU)
I've gotta new dance for y'all
It's called the Amish boy
you take 3 steps to left
Then clap ya hands
(AHHHHHHHHHH)

YOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)

[Verse 1:]
Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me plow and watch me plant
Superman can't hoe
YEAH watch me crank that seed
Super fresh, now watch me farm
Farming on them hatas land
When I do that Amish boy
I lean to the left and plow that thing
(now you)
I'm farming on your land
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm farming on your farm
You catch me at your local farm
Yes I plow it everyday
Hatas get mad cause
"I got me some big fat pigs"

Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)

Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)


[Verse 2:]
I'm plowing with my toe
Watch me super soak that seed
I'm gonna pass it to Abe
Then he's gonna pass it to da field (field)
Hatas wanna be me
Amish boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my watering can
Saying it's a processed thing man (man)
Watch me do a (watch me do a)
Plow (plow)
now get to it (now get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Joe, so don't do it like me
Moe, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that plow was ugly


Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)

Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)

Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)

Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)

[Hook:]
all to clean up in this field
Watch me plow it
Watch me plant
Watch me crank that Aberaham Lincoln
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
And super soak those seeds
all to fresh up in this snitch
Watch me water seeds
Watch me pick'em of the stem
Watch me break my shoulder with work
Superman that snitch
Superman that snitch
Superman that snitch
Superman that snitch
Superman that snitch
Superman that snitch

Amish boy plowing with this hoe
Watch me till the dirt
Watch me make so can plant some seeds in it
Watch me crank that Amish boy
and superman can't hoe
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy )
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)
Now watch me YOU!
(crank that amish boy)










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Michael Pacholek - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
The irony is that the people most likely to appreciate this, the Amish, aren't allowed to use computers, so you won't get any fives from us. The rest of us will crank them out for you, though.
Fizz - July 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm not Amish.
Fizz - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Besides this wasnt for the amish. And if I wrote this down on paper for them, they probably be mad.

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