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Song Parodies -> "Crank Dat Washable"

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Crank Dat Washable"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

By Mr. Washable
(YOUUUUUUUUU!)

Psycho Boy Tell Some People
Hey I Got a New Dance for Ya’ll
It’s Pretty Boring
(YOUUUUUUUUU!)
You Gotta Take Your Hand and Spin It Two Times
From Left to Right
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

[Chorus:]
Psycho Boy Up In It (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It, Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Boyardee
Den Iron Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable

Psycho Boy Up In It (OH!)
Two plus Two It Equals (FO!)
Watch Me Turn Around and Sit
And Crank Dat Read-A-Book
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (NAH!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (NYAH!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (TIMMY!)
Crank Dat Washable

[Verse 1:]
Psycho Boy Up In This Hoe
Make Some Noise If You Want
I Don’t Really Care Just Make Sure You… Subscribe! ¹
Super Sad, Now Watch Me Cry
Crying On Dem Haters Man
When I Crank Dat Washable
I Grab a Rag and Wash Dat Van
Now (YOU!)
I’m Jogging on You (I’m Jogging on You)
And If You Get To Trippin’
Then I’m Falling On You (I Am Falling On You)
You Catch Me At Your Get-Together I Be Drinkin’ Kool-Aid
Haters Get Mad Cause… I Got Shoes

[Chorus:]
Psycho Boy Up In This (OH!)
Watch Me Play Some Tic-Tac (TOE!)
Watch Me Get On MySpace
And Listen To Ne (YO!)
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU-TUBE!)
Crank Dat Washable

Psycho Boy Up In This (AHH!)
I Have Fingers, I Have (TOES!)
I Wanted To Be A Hoe
But My Mommy Said (NO!)
Now Watch Me (AHH!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YUAH!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (HOWEVER IT’S SPELLED!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (HYAH!)
Crank Dat Washable

[Verse 2:]
I’m Listening To My iPod
Got A Question, And I’ll Nod
Ask Me What’s My Favorite Song?
Fergalicious By Fergie… What?
Haters Wanna Dis Me
Psycho Boy, Who Is He?
They All Are Jealous Cause
They Don’t Have Ice Cream (CREAM!)
Watch A Movie (Watch A Movie)
Man (Man)
This Is Boring (This Is Boring)
Nope, You Cannot Do It Like Me
So, Don’t Try To Do It Like Me
Oh, If You Try To Do It Like Me
I Won’t Share My Brownies

[Chorus:]
Psycho Boy Up In This (OH!)
Watch Me Play Some Super Mari (OH!)
64, All Day Long
On My Ninten (DO!)
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable

Psycho Boy Up In This (OH!)
I Like To Jump In Slow (MO!)
Now I’m Going To Lay Down
Because My Stomach Hurts
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (ERR!)
Crank Dat Wash-Ehh

[Verse 3:]
Now It Is The Third (VERSE!)
Thank God, Cause I’m Getting (BORED!)
Now I’m Gonna Sit In A Chair
And Raise My (HAND!)
And Raise My (HAND!)
And Raise My (HAND!)
And Raise My (PINKY!)
And Raise My (THUMB!)

I’m So Tired, I’m Gonna (YAWN!)
And Put My Head Phones (ON!)
Now I’m Gonna Sit Back Down
Now Text Message (DO IT!)
Text Message (DO IT!)
Text Message (DO IT!)

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AHH!)

[Chorus:]
Psycho Boy Up In This (OH!)
Watch Me Exit, Watch Me (GO!)
I Live In The Suburbs
Not In The Ghett (OH!)
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable

Psycho Boy Up In This (OH!)
I’m White, So I Play HA (LO!)
WTF, We’re Playing Valhalla Again?
Crank Dat Veto
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat Washable
Now Watch Me (AHH!)
Crank Dat AHH-HAH!

(YOU!)

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

ME!
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Red Ant - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This was random but still kinda funny. By the way, please stop capitalizing every single word.

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