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Song Parodies -> "Crank Dat YouTube"

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Crank Dat YouTube"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

By Mr. Washable
(YOUTUBE!)

Washable Tell Them Some Stuff
Hey I Got a New Dance for Ya’ll Called The YouTube
(YOUTUBE!)
You Gotta Sit Down In A Chair And Watch Videos All Day You Fuckin Loser
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

[Chorus:]
Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube

Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube


[Verse 1:]
Washable Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Post Video’s A Lot
Got 300 Favorites
And 80% Are All Of Smosh
Watch Me Comment, Watch Me Rate
Rating All The Videos
When I See Another Crank Dat Parody
I Automatically Give It One Star, Yo
Now (YouTube!)
I’m Subscribing To Ya (I’m Subscribing To Ya)
But If You Don’t Post Anymore Videos
I’m Unsubscribing To Ya (I’m Unsubscribing To Ya)
You Catch Me On The Internet, I Be Searchin YouTube
Haters Get Mad Cause I Got… “Shoes”

[Chorus:]
Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube

Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube

[Verse 2:]
I’m Watchin NigaHiga
Now I’m Switchin’ To Chris Crocker
I Don’t Watch The Evolution Of Dance
Cause It Have To Many Views
Haters Wanna Tag Me
They Say, Washable… You’ve Been Tagged
But I Don’t Have A Video Camera
So I Cannot Post Five Facts (Facts) (Shit)
I’m A Douche (I’m A Douche)
Bag (Bag)
On YouTube (On YouTube)
Nope, You Can’t Comment Like Me
So, Don’t Try To Comment Like Me
Oh, If You Try To Comment Like Me
I’ll Give You A Thumbs Down, Bitch!

[Chorus:]
Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube

Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube

[Verse 3:]
I’m Watching What The (BUCK!)
And I Cannot Get E (NOUGH)
Watch Me Thumbs Down All The Haters
And Subscribe Dat (OH!)
Subscribe Dat (OH!)
Subscribe Dat (OH!)
Subscribe Dat (OH!)
Subscribe Dat (OH!)

I’m Not Famous, Watch Me (TRY!
I Gotta Song Called I’m So (WHITE!)
Watch Me Crank Dat Promotion
And Advertise (DO IT!
Advertise (DO IT!)
Advertise (DO IT!)

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-SHIT!)

[Chorus:]
Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube

Washable Up In This Hoe
You Better “Leave Britney Alone”
Watch Me Crank Dat “Chocolate Rain”
Then “Yank Dat Cameltoe”
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube
Now Watch Me (YOU!)
Crank Dat YouTube

(YOUTUBE!)

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

FACEBOOK!
Go to www.YouTube.com/ImReallyWhiteYo

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"Odd" Lando - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
FUNNY AS HELL! Nice job adding popular idiotic things that appear on YouTube.

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