Song Parodies -> Crank Dat Cupid Boy

Original Song Title:

"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

  
Parody Song Title:

"Crank Dat Cupid Boy"

Parody Written by:

Rachel

(Spoken)
Girl: What do you think that thing is flying the air? I think it's a bird.
Boy: No, I think it's a plane. Let me get a closer look...you won't believe your eyes. It's Cupid!

Cupid Boy off with his bow
Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

Cupid Boy off with his bow
\Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

Cupid boy up in da air
Watch me do my work up there
Shoot it at dat ho!
She fallin' in love with dat jock
Super cool, now watch me aim
Aimin' at those emos, man
When I shoot those emos, man
They will love like no one else
Now you!
I'm aimin' at yo b**** a**
But if you don't get the guy
I'm aimin' at da guy's a**
Catch me every Valentine's
But I shoot 'em ev'ry day
Mom's gettin' mad
'Cause I've got myself some more fame

Cupid Boy off with his bow
\Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

Cupid Boy off with his bow
\Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

I'm anything but slow
Watch me shoot it at dat ho
She'll fall in love with him
And he'll fall in love with her
Other gods wanna be me
Cupid Boy, I'm da man
I'm the god of love(love)
Watch me shoot (watch me shoot)
God of love (god of love)
Watch me shoot (watch me shoot)
Nope, don't even think about it
Frigg*, don't even think about it
I know you wanna be like me
You can never be like me

Cupid Boy off with his bow
Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

Cupid Boy off with his bow
\Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

Cupid Boy off with his bow
Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

Cupid Boy off with his bow
\Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

My work here's almost done
But I just need to shoot one more ho
This is the final one
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho
Shoot it at dat ho

Now I'm finished with dat b****
Watch me make her very rich
Now my work here's ended
And I've shooted all those b****s
shooted all those b****s
shooted all those b****s
shooted all those b****s
shooted all those b****s
shooted all those b****s

Cupid Boy off with his bow
Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)

Cupid Boy off with his bow
\Watch me draw my best arrow
Watch me aim at dat hot girl
Then shoot it at dat ho!
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)
Watch me shoot (Crank Dat Cupid Boy)


















*Frigg is a love goddess in Norse mythology.
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cody slusher - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good! You can make a song called"Save the hoe,shoot the jock boy"
white trash - March 16, 2008 - Report this comment
congrats your song sounds very wonderful
Rocky Mak - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This song IS difficult.

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