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Song Parodies -> "Murdered The Darn Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Murder On The Dancefloor"

Original Performer:

Sophie Ellis Bextor

Parody Song Title:

"Murdered The Darn Whore"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

Don't you hate those annoying bitches who give away storylines and endings to films you really want to see for yourself?
I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the movie's play
Gonna burn her goddamn house right down

I know you know she knows you know I know he knows you know
The storyline
And now, and now, and now, and now, and now, and now, and now
I'll have to stray

If you think you've had your way
I'm not moving on
I'll whack you in the face
Shoot you with a gun
Your ass I'm gonna lay waste-----

I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the mood
Wahey, wahey
I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the movie's play
Gonna burn her goddamn house right down

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
You've seen The Others
Just no, just no, just no, just no, just no, just no, just no
You've spoiled my day

If you think you've had your way
I'm not moving on
I'll break your friggin' legs
Maybe hit-n-run
I'll blow your ass away, hey----

I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the mood
Wahey, wahey
I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the movie's play
Gotta shut your big fat mouth somehow

I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the mood
Wahey, wahey
I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the movie's play
Gonna burn her goddamn house right down

If you think you've had your say
I will break your nose
For films you've given away
I'll rip out your tongue
Fear me when I slay, hey----

I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the mood
I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the movie's play
Gonna burn her goddamn house right down

I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the mood
Wahey, wahey
I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the movie's play
Gonna burn her goddamn house right down

I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the mood
Wahey, wahey
I murdered the darn whore
She'd only gone killed the movie's play
Gonna burn her goddamn house right down

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