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Song Parodies -> "Nerd on the Twelfth Floor"

Original Song Title:

"Murder on the Dance Floor"

Original Performer:

Sophie Ellis Bextor

Parody Song Title:

"Nerd on the Twelfth Floor"

Parody Written by:

Stuart Kidd

The Lyrics

I once worked in a horrible, soulless office with a very kind, friendly and attractive girl. Tragically, her managers gave her nothing and she gave them so much that work was all she thought about.
It's a nerd on the twelfth floor
She happens to be real cute
One day
Gonna teach this girl some fun somehow
I know I know I know I know I know I know
About your grind
And so and so and so and so and so and so
I'll teach you to play

If you think your workin pays
I will prove you wrong
They're messing with your brain
Got you for a song
Don't wanna be a slave
Nay

It's a nerd on the twelfth floor
She happens to be real cute
Hey hey
Hey hey
It's a nerd on the twelfth floor
What a horrible institute
One day
Gonna teach this girl some fun somehow

I know I know I know I know I know I know
Its like big brother
And so and so and so and so and so and so
You'll just have to say

If you think your workin pays
I will prove you wrong
The world is a big place
Life is not that long
Don't wanna be a slave
Nay

It's a nerd on the twelfth floor
She happens to be real cute
Hey hey
Hey hey
It's a nerd on the twelfth floor
What a horrible institute
One day
Gonna get her out the house somehow

Nerd on the twelfth floor
She happens to be real cute
Hey hey
Hey hey
Nerd on the twelfth floor
What a horrible institute
One day
Gonna teach this girl some fun somehow

(interlude)

Don't think your workin pays
I will prove you wrong
They're playing with your brain
Got you for a song
Don't wanna be a slave
Nay

It's a nerd on the twelfth floor
She happens to be real cute
It's a nerd on the twelfth floor
What a horrible institute
DJ
Gonna teach this girl some fun right now

(repeat chorus and fade out)

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