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Song Parodies -> "Eet And Ern"

Original Song Title:

"Live And Learn"

Original Performer:

Sonic Adventure 2

Parody Song Title:

"Eet And Ern"

Parody Written by:

To A Lesser Extent

The Lyrics

Please note that I think the Eet and Ern ploy is VERY stupid.
Hey all you kids
Up and flip those lids
Here's an offer you can refuse (buying stuff)
I bet you'll grin
With all this crap to win
Yeah, you can't possibly lose! (I think!)

Buy lots of Kellogg's products
And soon you'll see
You can win all this weird junk
And it's absolutely free

Eet and Ern
You can win a load of cool prizes
Eet and Ern
I just found them yesterday
Eet and Ern
They sell at stores for dirt-cheap prices
Eet and Ern
But we're giving them away

(If you buy our stuff)

There's a cool code
In that box we sold
Yeah, now you gotta buy a lot more
(Cereal!)

It will say something messed up
Like a bunch of "3's"
And you will not regret this
It's stuff for absolutely free

Eet and Ern
You can win a load of cool prizes
Eet and Ern
I just found them yesterday
Eet and Ern
This headset has different sizes
Eet and Ern
We were throwing it away

Come...on...buy...our..stuff NOW!!!

(Guitar solo)

We're a pig and a horse with freaky eyes
We're not two guys in suits, see through the lies
Buy stuff for fun and
Buy stuff for fun and

Eet and Ern
You can win a load of cool prizes
Eet and Ern
I just found them yesterday
Eet and Ern
Watch how the cost of cereal rises
Eet and Ern
As that of junk slips away

Eet and Ern
You can win a load of cool prizes
Eet and Ern
I just found them yesterday
Eet and Ern
Though they sell for real low prices
Eet and Ern
We're just giving
Them away!

(Eet and Ern
Prize, prize prize prize, prize
Eet and Ern
Buy, buy, buy, buy buy!)
I'm sticking with "Box Tops For Schools," but I don't know about you.

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Pacing: 3.5
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Hybrid - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Umm dude, you must have alot of time on your hands to make somthing so retarded(in a good way, its funny!)
jahn - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
you r gay

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