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Song Parodies -> "Umpa Lumpa Theme Song(Shorty Licous)"

Original Song Title:

"Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Some Captain Dude

Parody Song Title:

"Umpa Lumpa Theme Song(Shorty Licous)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Here you go Neallia aka Umpa Lumpa, I wrote a parody just about you are you happy? Good! I love you bye bye now
Is she shorter kids
oh yeah willy
i cant hear you
oh yeah wonka

ok then ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

now who is a girl who is short as can be
Umpa Lumpa
yeah shes my cousin, shes cute as can be
Umpa Lumpa
she drinks her black coffee and never eats fish
Umpa Lumpa
pushed me off the couch and man i was pissed

ready kids
Umpa Lumpa
Umpa Lumpa
Umpa Lumpa
Umpa Lumpa

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 121

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   66
 2   8
 3   11
 4   9
 5   27

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Neallia - February 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny I love you so much! Thankyou for the parody! :) Umpa!
Ray B. - February 23, 2003 - Report this comment
lmao funny i just got done watching that movie too
aNTI aVRIL - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
That was the best ever ---- Not---- Dont quit your day job!
the hand - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
hello my name is the hand
Puppy Loves Chew Toys - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Awwww... how sweet! You made a song just for your cousin! And it was actually GOOD! I'm impressed at your multi-talentedness. ::claps::
Duff man - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Zach L - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You guys have way too much time on your hands. what a waste for this too be the most unfunny (but most stupid) thing I've ever seen. It's like watching my grandma clean her dentures.Moron.
berger - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
good song maybe you should make a record check it out
jackie - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
my friend cristal is very short like an umpa lumpa and every one makes fun of her cuz she is soooooooooooooooo short and she also has an umpa lumpa butt can you send her some talllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llll shoes to make her feel tall!
Gaztop - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
me - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
gaztop smells
caitymay - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
im really short and before i came to this site and before i even knew there was a site my friends named me umpa lumpa and now it is a given thing im shorter than everyone by atleast 3 inches and the most 2 feet! haha love UmPaLuMpA!! haha
not very big - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
umpa lumpa give it to me baby uhhauhha
Anonymous Bob - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty good.
Adam - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
My friend josh looks like an umpa lumpa he is my trainer at work and everyone sings the umpalumpa song when he walks in the room its so funny
umpa lumpa dillon's mom and dad and colely moly - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i like mr. willy's wonka
cole - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i was helping wonker with his willy problem's and then he started to umpa me up.
troy baker i like willy - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
oooo! wonka i want u so bad in the bum i uhhhhh ya give it to me harder yayayayayyayay ooooo ya mhhhhh ya. broke back mountin style and dogi o mikel stop joing in o but it feels so good. o baby oohhhhhhh ,my ass hurts o ssstick it in my mouth . o god there comming in my ear oooooo yes omg the ompa lumps there on me by sam brown
troy baker - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
hay how did you guys find out about what i do in my personal time? By the way you should try it.
jdfjlkds - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
i didnt get dat
Kid - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This song is special ed
Jman - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
All I have to say is LOL!!!! Thats pretty funny!
jonny - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This doesn't seem like it was about the little guys from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
tre - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
i didn't get it?
jade,zara,lilly - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
well.........................we sang along so it must ave been gd, we are the original ummper lummpers, watch out children we no were u live dnt leave da house without a gun we are waiting. x

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