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"Wallace and Gromit"

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Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

About the Wallace and Gromit films. And don't forget to click on my name and reviewed my unreviewed parodies!
I woke up, slid from my bed
"Porridge today!" was the first thing I said
Checked the launcher, and to my dismay
There was no porridge, Gromit will pay

I WANT PORRIDGE, I should have known
I WANT PORRDGE, before I wash windows

I wish i had some cheese today
My crackers just ain't the same
I wish I had some cheese today
I also won't have porridge today

I'm gonna send Gromit for a walk
The techno trousers will handle the walk
In the meantime, I will be quite pleased
When I learn that the moon's made of cheese
I WANT SOME CHEESE, my crackers are weak
I WANT SOME CHEESE, to last for the week

I wish i had some cheese right now
I'll build a rocket for some more
And if I had some cheese right now
My moon rocket would be no more

I WANT SOME CHEESE, my crackers are bland
I WANT PORRIDGE, do you understand?

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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