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Song Parodies -> "Davey and his Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Drop It Like It's Hot"

Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg and Pharrel

Parody Song Title:

"Davey and his Dog"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. and Ghetto John

The Lyrics

All about the recent return of the Christian show DAVEY AND GOLIATH
[Intro]
Oh Davey.................
Oh Davey.................

[S.T.G.]
Now there's something on the TV,
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog.
With the morals used subliminally,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog.
And if a sinner gets an attitude, watch
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
I got the TV on right now, and I'm slugging Coke down.
No more reruns for me, watching Davey and his dog.

[Ghetto John]
[Ghetto John]
Uh! Was a bad dude, havin' wet dreams
Remember Ice Cube, Remember Ice T
Eligible bachelor, Someone needs to vote
Was whiter than snow, Crunkin' out LETS GO!
The Ghetto, exterior cant forget
The Inferior caption I turn red
He cant moralize me, Well thats what I said
Change your life man!, that's how we get ahizzead
Moral S.T.G,he just got me off the street
With a show that'll make you sound like Goliath "Oh Davey!"
So don't try to sneak up on my rear talking all that Sinner sh**
Trying to ask me sh**
When my brotha's fill ya vest I ain't gon give you sh**
You should think about it, take a minute
Matter fact, Im WITH S.T.G!
And think before you f*c* with him you still got me!


[S.T.G.]
Now there's something on the TV,
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog.
With the morals used subliminally,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog.
And if a sinner gets an attitude, watch
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
I got the TV on right now, and I'm slugging Coke down.
No more reruns for me, watching Davey and his dog.

[S.T.G.]
I'm a rightie, but y'all knew that
Da S.T.G., yeah I had to do that
I keep a note tag hanging by the remote's side,
The channel's 1-0-5, yeah that's the Christ side,
Ain't no other way to watch the show the way I watch
I watch so much,0 you thought I had no crotch
[scratches] "oh" - "oh" - "Oh Davey"
S and only one T, G with Ghetto, see.
That's show's bakin', they'll make it, and when I'm spacin',
See I specialize in making all the girls watch David,
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
They have a world premiere right here, Davey goes live!
So don't change the channel, check a diff'rent panel,
I got a satellite filled with Christian channels,
Waiting on my cable, so unable for another fable.
Ghetto is bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

[S.T.G.]
Now there's something on the TV,
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog.
With the morals used subliminally,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog.
And if a sinner gets an attitude, watch
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
I got the TV on right now, and I'm slugging Coke down.
No more reruns for me, watching Davey and his dog.

[S.T.G.]
Was a Good Boy, watching Christ-shows,
Give to the homeless, wear second-hand clothes,
But Davey's tough, Christ is his boss,
Ghetto John, claymation's the art,
On the TV screen straight from the kids' stories.
The ending is close, the moral's keen,
There;s never a pun, but I cannot flip back,
Channel 1-0-5 now Ghetto, stop that!
Davey's dad too, now I'm on the move
The show is brand new, now they're on the news
I couldn't find you, and I still miss you
Must I remind you I'm sitting here to watch you
Moral breach you, teach you then beatch'ou
Then dance to this church organ music we lead to
It's live Ghetto, watch your TV,
Ghetto, it's on, let's see Davey and his dog!

[S.T.G.]
Now there's something on the TV,
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog
Davey and his dog.
With the morals used subliminally,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog,
Goliath is his dog.
And if a sinner gets an attitude, watch
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
Davey and his dog,
I got the TV on right now, and I'm slugging Coke down.
No more reruns for me, watching Davey and his dog.

[Outro]
Oh Davey..................
Oh Davey..................

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Tyrell - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This is not your best but your others like eminem and dr. dre is funny

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