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Song Parodies -> "Drop it Like it's Rap"

Original Song Title:

"Drop it Like it's Hot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Drop it Like it's Rap"

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The Lyrics

You know, originally I intended this song to just make fun of how bored everyone on the track Drop it Like it's Hot sounds (seriously, they're putting me to sleep) but, through the creative process, it kind of spiraled into a display of all the rap stereotypes. Now, before you read this and say I'm dissing rap, I'm not, I'm not. I like rap more than any other genre so I, of all people, am not dissing this wonderful genre. Enjoy!
Oooooooooooooooooooo!!
Oooooooooooooooooooo!!

Listen to this beat, ma,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
Listen to these mad rhymes,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
My CD's selling millions now,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
I've got the illest rhymin' raps and the best beat taps,
But don't give me no crap when it's past time for my nap,

I'm a nice man,
A nice MC,
Heat like Satan,
Rollin' the money,
I've gotta rhyme,
Everything I speak,
Because I get paid twelve new houses every other week,
A rapper,
Interior like d├ęcor,
And when I want some cash all I have to do is say more,
Yes, I exercise my freedoms to spizzeak,
And the Constitutional freedom to act a frizzeak,
I'm not thrilled to be here, see,
This has become easy for me,
Actually, I'm starting to feel like a I really need to sleep,
It's getting hard to keep my eyes open like this,
They're starting to close like this,
I'm-a have to ask you to fetch me a coffee like this,
Let me sleep
Let me sleep for a second
Ahh! I said not to scare me,
Think before you're messing with a mad MC,

Listen to this beat, ma,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
Listen to these mad rhymes,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
My CD's selling millions now,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
I've got the 24 karat injected into my veins,
"Cuz there's no mo' room around my neck for my bling to hang,

I'm a gangsta,
But y'all knew that,
They say I'm a penny pincher but I'm sayin' "Screw that!",
I keep the blueprints right next to my gold bars,
To a building big enough to hold all of my old cars,
Ain't no other way to match the wealth that I create,
I've got so much, you'd think I was Bill Gates,
You'd *wikki* be stunned to see,
My appendages are all weighed down with so much bling bling,
It's how I take it, I rake it,
In from all directions, put it in the oven and bake it,
So grab your friends, I'll let them all come inside,
I've got enough fruit punch to entertain all of Shanghai,
So don't touch my gizzle,
Polish it a little,
Throw it out to make room for my new diamrizzles,
I'm focusing on pizzle,
The crizzle, and the fizzle,
Yes, I just made those up,
I just rhymed, pay up,

Listen to this beat, ma,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
Listen to these mad rhymes,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
My CD's selling millions now,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
I've got the police on my lawn and my driving rights are gone,
Because I wake them up at dawn with my crime wave that I'm on,

I'm a bad boy,
With a lot of clothes,
Who I am today, nobody seems to know,
I carry a gun, I rob country's reserves,
And the police are still looking in California, the last that I heard,
On the Most Wanted boards,
Even gangs abhor,
If I give you two, you'd better get me four,
Oh, you've got a badge so you think you'll find me?
I've got a trail of gangstas 2 miles running up behind me,
America's Most Wanted,
Larry King Live,
I'm on the news at one, two, three, four, and 22 past five,
They can't find me, they start to miss me,
But I come back and make my move swiftly,
Stop you, rob you, until you throb blue past curfew,
As I dance to this gangsta, violent music I curse to,
I've robbed every city since Seattle,
But I still have time to settle down for a rap battle,

Listen to this beat, ma,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
It belongs to me,
Listen to these mad rhymes,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
They were done by me,
My CD's selling millions now,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
Money comes to me,
I've got a million on my head and silk sheets up on my bed,
And I have to take caffeine pills or I'm gonna lose my head,

Oooooooooooooooooooo!!
Oooooooooooooooooooo!!
Again, that was not a diss.

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laura - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
HOLLA! u's a ril gangsta. really, it was hilarous. my favorite line was "I've got the 24 karat injected into my veins, "Cuz there's no mo' room around my neck for my bling to hang" thanks for the laughs!
o vato g - August 28, 2008 - Report this comment
man that was pretty damn good id like to have the kind of skill that it takes to make dat s***

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