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Song Parodies -> "X It Marks The Spot"

Original Song Title:

"Drop It Like It's Hot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"X It Marks The Spot"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This one was a lot of fun to write yeh scurvy landlubber!
[CAPTAIN SNOOP]

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg....
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg....

When yer swabbin' the deck mate
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
As we search for that Aztec gold
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
Scurvy curr tries to mutiny ya
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
I got a parrot on me arm, an eye-patch on me eye
And I got a peg leg but ye'd better not ask why...

[CREW MATE FERAL]

We might seem crude maybe nasty
But come and view our sea shanties!
A crew of smugglers, Jolly roger boat
Rough blighters who might just go and slit your throat
The Captain gets wasted on a few kegs
Reigns superior though he might be brain dead
But don't criticize him, Whipping will make ya red
Haven't seen land, nah, we're living at sea instead

Pirate of the seas
We don't live a life of ease
Like to steal, make you squeal as we roll up in the Keys
Hardly teeth left when we sneer, We're a bunch of trashy gits
Still want flashy sh*t
Got a guy in the crow's nest and he'll yell "Avast!" and spit
Want to be a pirate?
Want adventure?
Lose all tact and don't brush your teeth
Steal a ship and then you'll join the ranks of me...

[CAPTAIN SNOOP]

Throw that knave in the brig mate
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
Time to ready the mizzen mast
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
In our crew of swashbucklers
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
I got me cutlass to do harm and me rum is fer fun
If yeh can't take me greed then I'll shoot yeh with me gun

Yah landlubber, Yer just a bilge rat
Serve me some grog, yeah we got a big vat
I got that black flag flying: Skull and crossbones
To know yeh'll meet Davy Jones once yer in our zone
We cruise on the waves, we stay for days till brains are frayed
I cut so much like a fish yeh will be filleted
Crude, rough and mean
Blackbeard, Calico Jack, Mary Read, Me...
Yeh'll be shaken, We break in and then we're takin'
See we specialize in making all the rich get vacant
We want your gems but your gold will be fine
He made the world all fear Blackbeard now I'll try
I loaded me pistol, lad pick up a fiddle
We'll make our cannons boom since we don't have missiles
We're all lookin' grizzled, hair's frizzled in the drizzle
Don't ye get sea sick we'll be sailin' till it's "Land Ho!"

Go n' fry up some squid mate
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
Set the rigging for an adventure
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
Crack the whip till there's gratitude
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
I might not have much charm with a hook here for a hand
But if you drink enough mead then I'll be a gentleman

We'll yell "Ahoy!" sometimes "Blow Me Down!"
Covered with scars and permanent frowns
Me voice is gruff don't use dental floss
And yeh'll be flogged or fed to sharks
To the plank with yeh those fish are bitey
If you do me wrong your life I'm smiting
So you think it's fun, Think you're smart to talk back?!
This Cat O' Nine Tails, I figure stops that
Yer marooned if I'm really screwed
A dessert island: One bullet to use
That seals yer doom that land is yer tomb
So be a kind crew, I'll only have to whip you
You'll be rich dude, Picked you to ship you
Dead men tell no hempen halter* tales! Swords gripped soon!
Imbibe liquor: Rum is in you
Our gang of rouges will string you up with this noose!

So set sail the jib mate!
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
We'll eat figs or get scurvy
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
I'll pull the trigger on me Flintlock gun
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
X it marks the spot
We ain't workin' on a farm we got a huge ship instead
Sail the seven seas until we end up dead

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg....
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg....


*The rope (often made of hemp) that was used to hang many a pirate. Piracy was often a capital offense in many countries.

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Chris Bodily TM - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Aaarrrgh! This be a might fine parody ya got thar. I be thankful it not be one'a them scurvy rappers who be rappin' his tongue off. 555 for ya, matey!
Blaydeman - June 18, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hate to say that I like the OS, but I do, I reallly really do. Those verses were hilarious! I was dying all the way through those. THe choruses were a little clunky, but not too bad. Great work on a tough song.
Peter Andersson - June 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Methinks Rappers Of The Caribbean would make a nice movie title and this a good soundtrack! :-)
bobpiecheese - June 28, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The pacing in some lines were a bit clunky, mainly because the emphasis was put on the wrong syllable. Also, you misspelled "rogue" as "rouge" (common mistake, apparently). That aside, this was a fantastic parody! You really nailed all of the internal rhymes without it being awkward. 555, a parodist's life for me!
Abbott Skelding - June 29, 2013 - Report this comment
I really like the idea, but I have to agree that some of the lines were kind of clunky...which didn't help my already hard time of trying to follow along (not your fault, I have that problem with most rap songs). Not your best work, but still pretty darn good. Nice job!

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