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Song Parodies -> "Juvenile Abduction"

Original Song Title:

"Sensual Seduction"

Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Juvenile Abduction"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

By Mr. Washable
I'm gonna take your child, he will be mine in a while
I'm gonna steal him, yo (woah woahh)
You won’t even see me go
Cause I can do some Juvenile Abduction
So watch me do some Juvenile Abduction
I like to kidnap Juvenile Abduction
Juvenile Abduction (woah woah)

He might be yo kid but he’s comin with me me meeeeeeee
We won't go to the mall, we’ll go to Chucky Cheese cheese cheeeeeeeese
All that we ever do it play on the swings swings swiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
Go to my apartment, and I’ll watch him sleep sleep sleeeeeep

'Cuz I like to do, Juvenile Abduction
Juvenile Abduction (woah woah)
Juvenile Abduction
Juvenile Abduction (woah Woah)

I'm gonna take your child, he will be mine in a while
I'm gonna steal him, yo (woah woahh)
You won’t even see me go
If you don't know by now, I am not a freak freak freeeeaak
I only want some company, but not sexually
And all that we ever do is play on the swings swinngsss
Go to my apartment, and watch Toy Story


'Cuz im a fan of, Juvenile Abduction
Juvenile Abduction (woah)
Juvenile Abduction
Juvenile Abduction (woah)

I was mindin’ my own biz, wit cha kid
Playin’ Tic Tac Toe
When da po-po busted in
I was all in alarm, and scared up
I pissed all over myself, and then yo kid ran out
And then they took me in, and had to get my mug-shot
Look like Michael Jackson
And a kidnaper know if I don’t tell them anything about what happened
They gon start saying that I touched him
So I uhh approached the judge with a real innonect face
Lookin’ like a suspect staight from without a trace
I kept screamin’ to them yo, it’s not what you think
I know you think I’m a freak, but you should know I didn’t touch his shhh
They said my story was outrageous, But I only took him to ma crib
And played some playstation
But it didn’t matter, he had already made up his mind, cause there’s no way you can get away with Juvenille Abduction

Juvenile Abduction
Juvenile Abduction
Juvenile Abduction
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MrMacphisto - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
lol
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