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Song Parodies -> "Pimps In The Kitchen"

Original Song Title:

"Pimps In The Crib"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Pimps In The Kitchen"

Parody Written by:

Daniel

The Lyrics

"Drop It cause It's Hot"


[Intro]
Spooooooooooon..
Spooooooooooon..

[Chorus - Snoop Dogg]
When the pimp's in the kitchen
Drop it cause it's hot
Drop it cause it's hot
Drop it cause it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
shove it on da stove
shove it on da stove
shove it on da stove
And if a turkey get a attitude
pop it in da oven
pop it in da oven
pop it in da oven
I got the oven on high and the stove on low
And I cook the best food cause I got it going on

[Verse - Pharrell Williams]
Uh! I cook nice food, with some nice dreams
want some ice cubes, want some ice cream
Eligible spathelor, twenty dollar bowl
That's spagetti bolognaise spilling down your throat
The fanta, exterior like fried eggs
The superior like spaghetti bowl red
I can feed you good food, this can be your meal dude
Cheat on your test man, that's how you get good food
cooking in da heat, I know chefs who cook realy neat
Wit the meal that'll make you feel like partying in the street
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that rasbry shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my stuffin fill chicken they ain't gon pass me shit
You should eat my food, take a second
Matter fact, you should eat turkey
And think before you fuck wit lil chef danny

[Chorus]

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a good chef, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to cook that
I keep an apron hanging out my backside
But only on the right side, yeah that's the chef side
Ain't no other way to cook the food the food i eat
I cook so much you think i wouldnt like meat
[scratches] "food!" - "bun!" - "thats, tea!"
daniel thats my real name
I dont fake it, just make it, and when I bake it
See I specialize in making rasbry swirls yer i make em
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world with food get in, and ill drive!
So don't let it sizzle, turn it down a little
I got a kitchen bench full of fine as meals
Waiting on the Pizza, the dessert and the meal
D's to the bizzack, now ladies heres the veal

[Chorus]

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a good chef, cooked for a lot of ho's
cook my own food, and wear my chef clothes
chicken skin rough, I'm da chef Bo$$
i cook Dog, yeah he did so bark
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you get some whipped cream
Oh you got a run cause you wanna get back?
big menues, now you got your groove
Your family's tryin, to cook some good stews
dont no no how to, so i will help you
Must I remind you I'm gunna cook food for you
chicken beef stew, feed you then tip you
Then dance to this motherfucking food that i giv you
dont cry man, ill get yo a tissue
chicken chow mane, let me see how you like moose!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Sooooooooooop.
Sooooooooooop..

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MrMacphisto - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
My favorite of the day... 5-5-5

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