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Original Song Title:

"Signs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Girls"

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The Lyrics

A song about a guy who has a hard time finding the perfect girl for him...mostly because all of the girls he has gone for have something obviously wrong with them. Enjoy!
I'm not sure of what I see,
You'd best not lie to me,
Are you telling me she is a mime?
She's looking in my eyes,
While wearing black and white,
Are you telling me she is a mime?

(Don't think about it, boy, leave her alone,
She's a tad freaky,
She likes her beret, face paint, and making a dome,
With her hands and feet),

It was great,
I took her on a date,
After I met her after a traveling circus' parade,
I knew she was,
The one for me because,
The way she'd act out everything that she does,
I told her, if it's love that you need,
Then I'll always be in your box with the key,
But she hasn't said a word to me ever since we started dating,
She's always pushing me away with invisible string,

I'm not sure of what I see,
You'd best not lie to me,
Are you telling me she is a swine?
She's rolling in the mud,
Eating her gift rose buds,
Are you telling me she is a swine?

(Don't think about it, boy, leave her alone,
She'd be good to eat,
She smells like a frog and would make a pretty darn good hotdog,
And she's got bad fleas),

Now I stepped out on the farm,
Through the wheat,
And who do I see looking back at me?
Two beautiful eyes and the voice of an angel with skin like leather,
That's Farmer Bob, right?
(Yeah),
And he ain't gonna feed you no more slop, right?
(No),
Yeah,
But yesterday, from me, she was taken,
And turned into packaged, shrink wrapped bacon,

I'm not sure of what I see,
You'd best not lie to me,
Are you telling me she is a guy?
She's got a hairy chest and her skin ain't best,
Are you telling me she is a guy?

(Don't think about it, boy, leave him alone,
You don't swing that way,
You wouldn't want to come across as being bi-sexual or gay,
And the hair is fake),

When mommy,
Is a daddy,
You weren't thinking,
It'd end this badly,
He was so nice,
You'll leave him sadly,
You've gotta be female,
Having Sundays in Francisco,
And by homophobes, be disowned,
Doesn't sound like it's worth the picked bones,
And I can't take it,

Man, you've hooked up with a Viking,
And the mime was rather striking,
And a girl seeing messages in James Bond,
(Bond),
The redneck was quite nice,
Bigfoot made you think twice,
"Cuz you're just looking for one perfect for you,

I'm not sure of what I see,
You'd best not lie to me,
Are you telling me she's drawn in lines?
She has a cartoon face and measured frame rates?
Are you telling me she's drawn in lines?

(Don't think about it, boy, leave her alone,
Voice actor's dead,
She bounces back and can attack you over the phone,
And can erase her head),

(You ain't lucky).
I love the tune...I just love that tune...

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