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Song Parodies -> "And Where Is The Pizza Guy?"

Original Song Title:

"I Need You Now"

Original Performer:

Smokie Norful

Parody Song Title:

"And Where Is The Pizza Guy?"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Hmm...The pizza guy should be here any minute now...
No more seconds
than 30 minutes
Not another hour or day

But at this moment when the doorbell rings
The pizza man is just comin' in
And by the time the clock rings 4
I see him through the window and open up the door

I open up the knob
door comes open
and he comes
Right away

Where's my pizza?
Where's my pizza?
Where's my pizza?
Where's my pizza?

No more seconds
than 30 minutes
No more hours on delay
But my pizza will come right away

If that guy shows up later than 4
I'll walk out that door
With all of the cash I save
And i'll just sit and wait patiently on the porch

Some meat lovers' with pepperoni
Or some sausage with anchovies
Or that Pizza Hut ad on TV
The Pizza Man
I need you right away

The pizza guy came to my home
He rang up the doorbell on his own
I paid him cash and he just ran off
The toppings of cheese, meat and pepperoni
Is what the pizza guy gave to me
and the soft crust inside it is what I see

Where's my pizza, lord?, where's my pizza? (oh, wo, wo)
Where is my pizza, pizza, pizza?
Where's my pizza?

Oh, no more seconds
than 30 minutes, lord
Can't wait with no delay (oh..)
My pizza should be here today
Oh lord, Oh lord, mmmmm, yeah

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Fitu - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The pizzaman must make you hungry for more pizza's. He must be someguy who was your daddy's cousin. The pizza's aren't there yet, well Arcade, The Pizza Man must be in the country selling craps, oh what did i say, forget it please.
Jason - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Fitu, stop kissing AJ's backside.

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