Somebody once told me that I would be a Jedi
His name was Obi-Wan, I think
Had to get back R2-D2, He ran away from me
Made from a food processor and a sink
Well, sand people started comin' and they didn't stop comin,
If I wasn't surrounded I'd be off and running
Pretty soon, here comes Obi-Wan
He scared them off, made them feel so dumb
So much to do when we did see
Leia's message of so much urgency
We'd never know if we didn't go
To see how Leia's quest would go

Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And all the other X-Wings are gone,
Pretty soon you're all on your own

It's so freezing
In the depths of space
So bundle up now for the whole human race
But Darth Vader begs to differ
Pretty soon Alderaan is gone from the picture
Han and Luke were so surprised
Alderaan was vaporized
The lasers from the Death Star
Were fueling an intergalactic war

Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And all the other X-Wings are gone,
Pretty soon you're all on your own

(instrumental laced with explosions)


Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And all the other X-Wings are gone,
Pretty soon you're all on your own

Somebody once asked, "Can you fly an X-Wing fast?
I need to get Darth Vader out of my face!"
I said, "Yep, what a concept, I can't stand him myself"
And I flew off into space,
Well, TIEs started coming and they didn't stop coming
Trying to send my squad off and running
Did it make sense to get up and run
My whole squad wanted the job to get done

So much to do, when we could see
The one weak point that would turn this place to debris
You never know if you don't go
So I launched the torpedo

Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And now the death star is gone
And now our first big battle's won
But Vader left all alone
We should force him to go watch Attack of the Clones...