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Song Parodies -> "Allah Believer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Allah Believer"

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The Lyrics

Originally written 22-09-2001.
You asked who I was?
A Muslim off the rails.
Sent by Allah himself
He works through me

Shove a teatowel on me,
Bin Laden is who I'd be.
Religiously devouted
And freaking mean!!

And Mecca is the place!
And I'm Allah's receiver.
Slap my face
Religion is warping my mind!
My lord above
I'm a kneeler
And for JIHAD I would die!

I think God is
The one and only thing.
And for him I slave and his terror I bring shock
Oh Yeah

What's the point in bombing?
Just hi-jack a plane
Sing 'Praise to Allah'
And then take aim!!

And so begins the chase
Of a terrorist leader
There ain't no place
On earth he can hide!
He looks above
Cause he's a believer
And thinks Allah's on his side!

Now nobody is flying
Stocks are down again
Look towards the sky-line
Forever changed!

And now what is our fate?
American leader?
What a waste...of innocent lives
Release the dove
Take a breather
The war fever or your pride?

Can't we clean the slate?
War is for losers!
And build a race
That is truly combined?

With no deceivers!

No fanatical believers!
They can leave here
We don't need Hitlers!
All rights reserved. Intellectual Prop. of HeTalkinCrazy Productions 2001

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