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Song Parodies -> "5 Stars"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"5 Stars"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

only did half the song
somebody once told me my grannys got a record
i didnt believe what they said
she was thinking she was sly strapping bon bons to her thighs
in the shape of cellulite on her lfat legs

well the cops start coming and they wont stoping coming
better surrender get on your knees now
didnt make sense not to steal for fun
you get caught but ya still act dumb

so much to steal so much to eat
so whats wrong with riding in a cop car
you'll never know if you dont steal
you'll get crappy meals for 3-5 now

hey now you got 5 stars but this is aint a gaame
hey now you get a record you cant buy or gun or vote
and all the stuff is stole
only felons look at walls

its a fun time but it gets lots harder
your restrainded right now and ur but really itches
but the police beg to differ
judging bu the bite mark in my leg

hey now you got 5 stars but this is aint a gaame
hey now you get a record you cant buy or gun or vote
and all the stuff is stole
only felons look at walls

now my grannys on the run oh where did you go



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