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Song Parodies -> "Jail Star"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Jail Star"

Parody Written by:

Sour Kreme

The Lyrics

Funny how u can go to jail just for punching someone because they told u the earth was made of macaroni
Somebody once told me world was made of macaroni
I bit into the ground and I groaned
So I hunted down that guy that told me that bad lie
And I decided to break all his bones

Well now I am runnin' cuz the cops are comin'
Don't want to go to prison cuz it won't fun and
Those police officers just caught me
I'm going to penitentiary

Food tastes like crud mixed with some mud
Probably shouldn't have gone down the first street
You'll never know if you don't go
That jail sucks like my college roommate Joe

Hey now I'm a Jail Star so get out of my way
Hey now need a bail hard and I'll have good day
That guy I hit is paralyzed
If you want to know bout jail, I'm your guy

It's a dull place and the food is all crappy
If I got bailed out I would be real happy
And my jail mate just makes me shiver
Considering he's in for eating someone's liver

The mice we see running on the floor
Probably got diseases wanna run out the door
Out the window I wanna soar
There is nothing to do so now I'm bored

Repeat Chorus 2x

My cell mate once said he liked to eat his family's heads
Oh my gosh! Now I am really freaked out
I said crap then I got slapped
I gotta get out before he eats me
All I can say is that he's deranged
Well I was runnin' and the cops were comin'
Well I'm in jail and jail and it sure ain't fun and
My cell mate stole my tater tots
He made me sniff his breath and it felt hot
My cell mate never lets me go pee
Cuz he's always hoggin' the toilet
I'm on national news now! Whoa!
I went and broke some guy's bones

Repeat Chorus:
Please Lord! Let me out!
Cuz I'm beginning to scream and shout!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Poopie Long Stocking - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody of an excellent late-90s' song! All fives from Poopie!
Jokamotive - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow. Nice song. on a scale of 1 to 10(10 being the best), i give u an 8
Below Average Dave - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad Sour Kreme, don't think I've seen your name, but any successful Smash Mouth parody catches my eye-not an easy song to do. Congrats.
homescottboyindahizhousewithjoemama - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
cool song. make a parody of sexy back
sour kreme - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
well thanks, long name person. my sexy back parody sucked! I never want you to suggest anything to anyone ver again.

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