I thought love was only true for my best friends
t'ill I found this guy on icq
With a fab decription
he seemed like perfection
I arranged a meeting at the local bar

And then I saw his face
He looks like a beaver
A huge trace
of sauce on face
What a freak! (ooohhhhhhh)
I can't believe it
I gotta beat it or i'll puke!

Then I though he might be kinda more of a brain
But he's a geek who knows nothing at all
He's a wrestling fan
he's a flash-in-the-pan
I guess virtual dating is one big lie


And then I saw his face
He looks like a beaver
A huge trace
of sauce on face
What a freak! (ooohhhhhhh)
I can't believe it
I gotta beat it or i'll puke!

He's a wrestling fan
he's a flash-in-the-pan
I guess virtual dating is one big lie


And then I saw his face
He looks like a beaver
A huge trace
of sauce on face
What a freak! (ooohhhhhhh)
I can't believe it
I gotta beat it or i'll puke!


And then I saw his face
He looks like a beaver
A huge trace
of sauce on face
He look like a beaver
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeahhhhhhhh)
He looks like a beaver


I have attached the original song to this e-mail
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted all my dreams

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (ooohhhhhhh)
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried

I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
But the more I gave the less I got, oh yeah
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine I got rain

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (ooohhhhhhh)
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried

What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine I got rain

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (ooohhhhhhh)
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried

Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeahhhhhhhh)
Now I'm a believer
Without a trace
I'm a believer