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Song Parodies -> "All-Scar (Ode to Harry Potter)"

Original Song Title:

"All-Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"All-Scar (Ode to Harry Potter)"

Parody Written by:

Cerisa

The Lyrics

I thought "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" needed a song parody. Not this one, but...
Somebody once told me to watch out for Lord Voldy
He ain't exactly all fully dead.
The last time I saw the bum he was lookin' kind of glum
On the back of Professor Quirrel's forehead.

Well, the car starts flying then it just starts falling
Smashed the Whomping Willow and we hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to leave with Ron
Got a detention but at least we had fun

So much to do, so much to see
When you're lying in Knockturn Alley
But Malfoy and his daddy might show
Hide in a cabinet so they won't know

Hey now, you're a Potter, puts your specs on, go play
Hey now, you're a Potter, save the world now, have fame
The Snitch that glitters is gold
But being the hero's getting old

It's a weird school, and they say it gets weirder
The snake starts talkin' but only I can hear her
And the rest of the kids think it's creepy
They think I'm the heir and that I attacked Creevy.

And I see Snape's patience getting thin
Every time Lockheart gives him that grin
I wish someone else could fight the Dark Lord
But I guess the upside is I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a Potter, get your broomstick, go play
Hey now, you're a Potter, think you just might get laid
The Snitch that glitters is gold
But being the hero

Tom Riddle once asked how I escaped in the past
He needs to get himself a brand new face
I said Tom, go shag yourself,
you must be cracked to ask me for help
and then he sicced on me a giant snaaaaaake

Well, the basilisk's coming and it won't stop coming
squinched up my eyes and I hit the ground running
Sorting Hat was of some use for once
The sword was nice but my arm got munched
So much for you, so much for me
Oh wait, I'm getting saved by the birdie
Never knew a phoenix could tow
A man and three kids up a hole

Hey now, you're a Potter, puts your specs on, go play
Hey now, you're a Potter, save the world now, have fame
The Snitch that glitters is gold
But being the hero's getting old
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Poopie Longstocking - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great 90s song! 5,5,5 for you!!
2nz - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent work on this Cerisa. Excellent form, excellent rhyme scheme, and a really good idea for a Potter parody. If this is your first here, this is downright amazing and you have a natural talent for parody writing regardless.

Fav sub: "I wish someone else could fight the Dark Lord
But I guess the upside is I'll never get bored"
Rex - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
"I said Tom, go shag yourself" - Harry Potter must have been channeling Austin Powers. Yeah, baby!
MrMacphisto - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow... this is much better than the original... 5 OWLs for you...
Kim West - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it, yes indeed; I like this parody that you have done. Strangely enough, I can see this done as a music video. I see Tom Riddle using Harry's wand directing the basilisk to perform in time with the beat of the music while Smash Mouth plays in the background. Yellow and green lights flitter all about as Harry does his death ballet with the giant snake. Alas, Warner Brothers will not go for it, but I'll grant you five fives just the same.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad, but your other parody is much better. 444
anielda haltessa - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
your grate make a nother.it's surprising that it only got eight revews.looking foward to the next one!
Laura <> - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Lmao, that was pretty great. My favorite is the 1st four lines. But yeah, i liked it and it was really clever. and MrMachphisto= funny. Much luv, Laura <>
Julia - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I busted a gut laughing at this one than played it with the song, loved it. Fan-tas-tic.
Sawyer - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved it loved it loved it. I was about to pee in my trousers!

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