Somebody once told me the world is gonna hate me
Splinter's the sharpest rat in the robes
Leo's looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Well the Foot starts coming and they don't start coming
Fed to the rules and we hit the roofs running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Donny gets smart, but Mikey's gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong fighting in the back streets?
You'll never know if you aren't Raph
You'll never shine if you don't rhyme

(Chorus)
Hey now you're a ninja, get your sais on, go fight
Hey now you're so hungry, grab a pizza, go bite
All that bad guys is old
Only turtles put them out cold

It's a hot place and they say it's gets hotter
You're bundled up and thank heavens you're not butter
But Miss O'Neil beg to differ
Judging from the hole in the sewer picture

The men we fight is getting pretty weak
The pipes getting broke so they might as well leak
My pizza's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll order some more

(Chorus 2x)