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Song Parodies -> "Ninja Turtle"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Ninja Turtle"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

To all Ninja Turtles fans!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna hate me
Splinter's the sharpest rat in the robes
Leo's looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Well the Foot starts coming and they don't start coming
Fed to the rules and we hit the roofs running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Donny gets smart, but Mikey's gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong fighting in the back streets?
You'll never know if you aren't Raph
You'll never shine if you don't rhyme

Hey now you're a ninja, get your sais on, go fight
Hey now you're so hungry, grab a pizza, go bite
All that bad guys is old
Only turtles put them out cold

It's a hot place and they say it's gets hotter
You're bundled up and thank heavens you're not butter
But Miss O'Neil beg to differ
Judging from the hole in the sewer picture

The men we fight is getting pretty weak
The pipes getting broke so they might as well leak
My pizza's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll order some more

(Chorus 2x)
We don't own Ninja Turtles and Smash Mouth!

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2nz - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's the thing, I thought you used the original lyrics a little much, but the fact that this is about the ninja turtles... and NOBODY came to see it is enough to more than balance that out. I'm gonna have some words with the crowds of amiright for disrespecting the ninja turtles like this. Keep it up, you crazy Twins. Fave lines:
"The pipes getting broke so they might as well leak",
"That's the way I like it and I'll order some more
Unknown - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd say it's a Master of Art!
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
555, good use of TMNT references. =)
Decade patrol special forces - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This song was made in the nineti..oh never mind. This is a good parody so we'll let you off on this one.
ananamous - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment
dont get the 2nd line very well but nice parody oh 2nz u r right 2 "my pizzas on fire thats the way i like it and ill go order some more" lol

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