-> "Old Car"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Old Car"
The Lyrics
Somebody once told told me my car is such an oldie
It needs to take a trip to the shop
the engine'll quit runnin'
and the gas gage is broken again
well the wheels are rollin' but they'll stop rollin'
foot to the pedal and soon we'll be pushin'
this old ford is a piece of crap
that's what I get for gettin' my car from the scap
the radio works but the engine doesn't run
now we're stuck here
nothin' to do, nothin' to see
knew I shouldn't have taken the backstreet
Too many big potholes
Now I have a heap of metal on the road
hey now, it's an old car
it's retarded, it's gay
hey now, i'll be stuck here all day
It doesn't glitter and it's not gold
it's a crappy car and damn it's old
it's a cruel car, and it just gets crueller
I'm stopped now cause the thing has a faulty motor
and the mechanic emptied my wallet
because of the hole in the gas hose
the oil in the tank was gettin' pretty thin
to bad I;m not at my hotel takin' a swim
my car caught fire, can I use yours?
you said no and now I'm really bored
hey now, it's an old car
it's retarded, it's gay
hey now, i'll be stuck here all day
It doesn't glitter and it's not gold
it's a crappy car
one time I asked could you spare a little cash, my car broke down on
the road
they just laughed and didn't give any up
I spent last penney on that old piece of sh*t
and now i'm starving it's not Okay
now we're stuck here
nothin' to do, nothin' to see
knew I shouldn't have taken the backstreet
Too many big potholes
Now I have a heap of metal on the road
hey now, it's an old car
it's retarded, it's gay
hey now, i'll be stuck here all day
It doesn't glitter and it's not gold
it's a crappy car and damn it's old
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