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Song Parodies -> "Rescue Zelda, Link"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Rescue Zelda, Link"

Parody Written by:

Blahookala

The Lyrics

I did this Zelda parody because people wanted me to do an RPG one...There are slides and fast parts in here!From Zelda Ocarina of TimeMade by Blahookala (age-10)
Somebody, like Link, is gonna save Zelda in some terror
When I realize my comp had an error.
I was acting kinda dumb
And my finger had numb on Nintendo when Link was dead.

Well, when Link was dead and I hit my head
Navi came running to place him in bed
I was wondering if I had some fun, wondering what happen when Link had gone.
Nothing to do, nothing to play.
I had nothing to eat all day.
I'll never have a fairy for Link
Or maybe I might if I'd think.

Chorus:
Hey now! There are fairies, imma catch them all day!
Hey now! There's a poe! Prepare and repay!
For all that happen to me,
This is such a cool RPG!

This is a market place, and it will get haunted.
You better watch out for a zombie or get ponted.
You better watch out for a signal.
Or you'll get hurt by a zombie or a nickel.
Pay me one rupee, and you'll get poor.
Get scared today, coz there ain't no door.
The village is on fire! How bout' a ranch?
Gimme Epona by the saddle and you'll never win!

Chorus:
Hey now! There are fairies, imma catch them all day!
Hey now! There's a poe! Prepare and repay!
For all that happen to me,
This is such a cool RPG!

(ocarina playing)

Chorus:
Hey now! There are fairies, imma catch them all day!
Hey now! There's a poe! Prepare and repay!
For all that happen to me,
This is such cool...

Somebody, like Link, played an ocarina from Zelda and had gain the power to warp.
He was playing like a prince, and then headed to Kokiri Forest, and he had gotten there in one piece!

Well, 7 years pass, and he had claim
Something he gets in every single game!
The precious, strong Master Sword.
This game you should play when you always get bored.
Now we got so much to do, so much to play!
Now we know why we should play in the bombchu ally.
You'll know if you actually go. (GO!)
Navi always shine so don't flow!

Chorus:
Hey now! There are fairies, imma catch them all day!
Hey now! There's a poe! Prepare and repay!
For all that happen to me,
This is such a cool RPG!

For all that happen to me,
This is such a cool RPG!
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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.3

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kim - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
lol, this is great...go link!!!
Marianne E. B. Markham - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Very silly indeed! Z64, great game. One of my fave Zelda games of all time

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