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Song Parodies -> "Do You Like Eggs?"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Like Eggs?"

Parody Written by:

Paco804

The Lyrics

made a long time ago with some of my friends and me
Some body once told me an egg was gonna eat me,
Or was it the other way around,
It was looking kinda tasty,
With pepper that was salty,
And it was perfectly hot and spicey,

Well, my head starts fallin
and it don't stop fallin,
Heads to the plate
and it hits the egg eatin',
Didn't make sense not to eat for fun,
Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done,
So much to see that you can eat
so what's wrong with trying a new food,
You never eat if you don't cook
you'll never cook if you don't learn,

Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it

It's a cruel thing,
And they say it gets crueler,
They call it starvation
but there's somethin' much cooler
cause even when it's toxicated
the egg is really too much overated
the stuff we eat, is gettin kinda lame
and last time I knew it was in the Hall of Fame
My egg's on fire, How 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it cause it never gets cold

Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it

(musical interlude)

Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made...

Somebody once asked could you spare the eggy mass,
I need to get myself away from that smell,
I said, "nope,
You can just hope,
That someday you'll appreciate the yoak
And we can all use a little white....

Well, my head starts fallin
and it don't stop fallin,
Heads to the plate
and it hits the egg eatin',
Didn't make sense not to eat for fun,
Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done,
So much to see that you can eat
so what's wrong with trying a new food,
You never eat if you don't cook
you'll never cook if you don't learn,

Hey man, I was wonderin',
Do you like eggs?
I do,
or even, maybe chicken legs,
If you wanna like,
What I do,
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it
and all that
butter is margarine,
Only when it's made
how I like it





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Pacing: 3.5
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Total Votes: 84

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Jsin - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
interesting... i think your the first person ever to write a song about eggs. keep up the good work
Jeff Reuben - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
At least the second Eggs song...I did Eggs to the tune of Legs by ZZ Top a couple years back: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/zztop1.shtml But anyway...cool song!
Trevdna - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Gets a little repetitive (wait a minute... so does All Star), but otherwise great. Very nice.
Trevdna - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Your version has potential, but try this one; I rewrote it a touch. See if you like it: Some body once told me an egg was gonna eat me, Or was it the other way around? You should watch out when I’m eatin’ Or else you’ll get a beatin’ Each breakfast I eat more than a pound Well, my eyes start lookin and they can’t stop lookin, My nose starts to smell all that wonderful cookin Doesn't make sense not to eat for fun, Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done, So much to see that you can eat what about those eggs that you can buy, You never eat if you don't chew you'll never cook if you don’t try Hey man, I am askin Do you like eggs? I do, and then, if you like them do you like them dark blue? You like eggs scrambled or fryed? I know that I like them when they’re dyed. It's a cruel thing, And they say it gets crueler, They call it starvation and there's somethin' much cooler cause even when it's toxicated the egg that we’re eatin now is overated the stuff we eat, is gettin kinda old and last time I checked it was growin mold My egg's on fire, How 'bout yours? That's the way I like it cause it never gets cold Hey man, I am askin Do you like eggs? I do, and then, if you like them do you like them dark blue? You like eggs scrambled or fryed? I know that I like them when they’re dyed. (musical interlude) Hey man, I am askin Do you like eggs? I do, and then, if you like them do you like them dark blue? You like eggs scrambled or fryed? I know that I like them when they’re dyed. Somebody once asked could you spare the eggy mass, I need to get myself away from that smell, I said, "nope, You can just hope, That someday you'll appreciate the yoak And we can all use a little white.... Well, my eyes start lookin and they can’t stop lookin, My nose starts to smell all that wonderful cookin Doesn't make sense not to eat for fun, Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done, So much to see that you can eat what about those eggs that you can buy, You never eat if you don't chew you'll never cook if you don’t try Hey man, I am askin Do you like eggs? I do, and then, if you like them do you like them dark blue? You like eggs scrambled or fryed? I know that I like them when they’re dyed.
Paco804 - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way.....The friends that made it with me are......Stuart,and Anchovy (aka anthony)
paco804 - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
hey, I made another song but for some reason it's not on my record of songs - http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eiffel654.shtml
i likeeggs - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
this parody was funny i liked it a lot
Pincksnowflakes - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked that ur song alot. It was coool. keep it up! oh and trevdna, ur song was good but i kinda like theres alittle better. sry. keep it up!
Pincksnowflakes - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
you rock!
cristina - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
i like yr song! I lke eggs!!!!!
Ducky - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
my sister keeps on asking me if i lke eggs. Its getng rlly annoying. Im gunna show her this site. shel freak!
froggy baby - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I lke it alot!
Steve Harwell - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody of our song; however it was made in the 90s.
pincksnowflakes - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
hey Steve, were you the guy that helpd make the All Star song? sry, but im slow on things like this. it be cool to know i made some type of contact w/ u. me n my sister had to do this thingy for sumpthin and we chose that song as a back round type thing. it was neat.
Jeff (aka jeniffer) - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate eggs and i can't belive that you would ruin a good song just to make fun of them.
Steve Harwell - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
To Pincksnowflakes (if that is your name): I'm the lead singer of Smash Mouth.
Pincksnowflakes - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
That is so awsome! I'm sry (to those people who don't like you guys). I think that yr great. we sing yr songs all the time. thr coooool.
Pincksnowflakes - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
oh and my real name is Melissa Lent (aka missie). my brother owns yr CD. I think its great! sry, but I do think that the parody is kinda funny too. do you have a kinda like nick name like me or do you just use Steve Harwell?
Pincksnowflakes - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
sry. don't answer that. i talk 2 much someimes.
Ducky - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
my sister (Pincksnowflakes) is crazy about this song she wont -it
eggy - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
eggs are good!
Steve Harwell - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
it's ok missie, sometimes people call me Stevo.....or Harshwell, if they're mad at me.....never really understood that one..oh well...anyways bye!
Lola - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I am highly allergic to eggs, but this song makes me want to go and eat one even though i might die from it lmao.
Dude - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Oookay, then. Have you ever been to the Flash Player website? Go to it and find Egg Song, you'll really enjoy it.
briana - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought it was funny cause i like eggs!!!!! i also thought it sounded a lot like the regular song but it could b better!
roxannef1 - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
OK, I'm the person that constantly says 'I like eggs!' at school, and this is VERY FUNNY! Rock on! --I'm gonna drive my friends nuts when I start to sing this a lot XD-- and it matched pretty good, too... all I'm saying is.. Keep up the funny work! ^^
Lasagna head - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I LUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVV eggs! No hard-boiled though Blegh!!! PS- Steve Harwell - I never met a celebrity bfore!!! U rocK!!!
wind_user - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
awesome i like eggs 2 :]
Insane Steve - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
meh...
egg lover 9000 - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen! you should write even more egg songs!!!!!!!!!
eggeateryum - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
wow!!!! this is the best song describing my feelings ever!!!!!!!!!u rock!!!!!!!!!
csquirrel44 - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
id like 2 say hi 2 er5in and hre wierdo bro jake ur wierdSome body once told me an egg was gonna eat me, Or was it the other way around, It was looking kinda tasty, With pepper that was salty, And it was perfectly hot and spicey, Well, my head starts fallin and it don't stop fallin, Heads to the plate and it hits the egg eatin', Didn't make sense not to eat for fun, Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done, So much to see that you can eat so what's wrong with trying a new food, You never eat if you don't cook you'll never cook if you don't learn, Hey man, I was wonderin', Do you like eggs? I do, or even, maybe chicken legs, If you wanna like, What I do, and all that butter is margarine, Only when it's made how I like it It's a cruel thing, And they say it gets crueler, They call it starvation but there's somethin' much cooler cause even when it's toxicated the egg is really too much overated the stuff we eat, is gettin kinda lame and last time I knew it was in the Hall of Fame My egg's on fire, How 'bout yours? That's the way I like it cause it never gets cold Hey man, I was wonderin', Do you like eggs? I do, or even, maybe chicken legs, If you wanna like, What I do, and all that butter is margarine, Only when it's made how I like it (musical interlude) Hey man, I was wonderin', Do you like eggs? I do, or even, maybe chicken legs, If you wanna like, What I do, and all that butter is margarine, Only when it's made... Somebody once asked could you spare the eggy mass, I need to get myself away from that smell, I said, "nope, You can just hope, That someday you'll appreciate the yoak And we can all use a little white.... Well, my head starts fallin and it don't stop fallin, Heads to the plate and it hits the egg eatin', Didn't make sense not to eat for fun, Your body gets fat but your hunger gets done, So much to see that you can eat so what's wrong with trying a new food, You never eat if you don't cook you'll never cook if you don't learn, Hey man, I was wonderin', Do you like eggs? I do, or even, maybe chicken legs, If you wanna like, What I do, and all that butter is margarine, Only when it's made how I like it and all that butter is margarine, Only when it's made how I like it
anonymous - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I LIKE EGGS...!!!
jordi - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
this is a cool song. ii like eggs^^haha!
MrEgganiz0r - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
YOU PUT THE EGGS ON THE BREAD, THEN TO YOUR HEAD AND LET THE EGGLOVEPOWER SPREAD YAAAAAAAAAAY HAPPY FUNTIME

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