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Song Parodies -> "All-Flavored Jellybean"

Original Song Title:

"All-Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"All-Flavored Jellybean"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy J.

The Lyrics

My former alias is Starbutt. This is the second time I use the term "Stuffer."
Somebody once told me,
this bean is gonna beat me,
I ain't the smartest man of the house.
It was looking kind of tasty,
but I thought that I was hasty,
I thought it looked like a mouse.
(Chorus 1)
Well, the flavors start coming,
and they don't stop coming,
back to the meat and I went crazy running,
didn't make sense to eat meat again,
I ate one bean who's flavor was phlegm.
So much big beans, so much small beans,
so what's wrong with befriending fiends,
you'll never know if you aren't one,
you'll never eat till you are one.

Hey now, you're a jellybean,
juicy and f-resh bought,
Hey now, you're a baked bean,
smelly and re-pelling,
all that's not good is bad beans,
only flavored beans, break the box-top
.
It's a tough comp, and they say it gets tougher,
you're snuggled up now,
wait'll you meet "Stuffer"
but the baked beans,
they begged to differ,
judgin' by the fact that they do not get eaten.
the rice we hate, is gettin' pretty slim.
the box is gettin' warm so you might as well swim (in drool)
the comp's on fire, cow about yours,
that's why I don't like it and I always get bored.

Hey now you're a jellybean,
juicy and f-resh bought,
hey now you're a baked bean,
smelly and re-pelling,
all that's not good is bad beans,
only flavored beans, break the box-top.

Somebean once asked would you like some extra flavor,
I'd think you'd be somewhat attractive,
I said yep, that's a good one.
Then I'd leave my other beans,
and we would all be mad at me.

Chorus 1


Chorus 2 X 2

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