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Original Song Title:

"All-Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"All-Fat"

Parody Written by:

Starbutt

The Lyrics

This song is NOT about me
Somebody once told me the world
is gonna eat me,
I am the fattest man on the earth,
she was looking kind of big,
with her finger and her fig,
in the shape of a F on her forehead,

Well the food starts coming,
and it doesn't stop coming,
back to the fruits and I started to barf,
didn't make sense to go on a diet,
Threw up once more
and I went to fat camp.
So much fat boys, so much thin men,
So what's wrong with being the big ben,
You'll never know if you aren't one,
you'll never get thick till you are one.

Chorus
Hey now, your a big barge, your two belts
aren't enough
Hey now, your a thin barge, your two belts
are enough
all that smells bad is the farts,
only the thin stars above reproach.

It's a tough camp, and they say it gets tougher,
your sweating up now wait till you meet "Stuffer"
but the thin kids they beg to differ,
judgin' by the fact he doesn't fit in his swimmer,
the mice we bait, is gettin' pretty thin,
the heat is getting bad so you might as well spin,
the camp's almost on fire, how about yours,
that's why I don't like it and I always get bored.

Chorus

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